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December 21, 2012

Apocalypse…Not

Posted in: fun

Just noting that nothing happened on Friday…just as expected, despite the tin-foil-hat cottage industry of people building underground bunkers to ride out the end-of-the-Mayan calendar phase.

One of the sources for apocalypse mania, Weekly World News “reported” on the President’s movements on the Big Day. Check out the “guest list”! (that didn’t include Bat Boy!):

“President Obama is taking his wife, his daughters, five members of his staff, Nancy Pelosi, Harry Reid, Rahm Emanuel, Tiger Woods, Jay-Z, Beyonce, Michael Jordan, Valerie Jarret, Van Jones, Stevie Wonder, Earth Wind & Fire and the band One Direction with him to the bunker. “The President wants to have essential people with him, so that in case the world ends, it can reboot with an A-List group of people,” said a source close to The White House.”


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