If you want to see all of the inane arguments against marriage equality wrapped up in one video, check out the above monstrosity from the Family Research Council.
It is a four minute rush of almost every anti-gay point, every anecdotal horror story, and every lame argument against marriage equality.
The gist of the video is that homosexuality is a “behavior” therefore marriage equality contributes nothing to society. The video compares marriage equality to dealing drugs.
The video basically makes the following points, which I took the liberty to refute in parentheses.
Heterosexual marriage supposedly:
Creates children (Because in the world of the Family Research Council, gays and lesbians cannot create children. Apparently our “parts don’t fit”),
Best raises children (That is if one ignores the millions of gay households raising children in this country as well as worldwide),
Protects women (Except for the wives who get beat up by their husbands),
Civilizes men (Except for the husbands who treat their wives like punching bags),
And lowers crime, poverty, and welfare, which reduces government spending and deficits (which is really a reason to support marriage equality if you think about it).