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Honestly, I guess the professional anti-LGBT movement has to completely go off the rails in order to stay in business. The level of hysteria and junk science bleating to the shrinking base of people willing to write them a check to stay fat and happy is necessary. Take this bizarre video that tries to link the use of oral contraceptives to the creation of promiscuous homosexual men. (Huff Po):
Produced by a group of Roman Catholic nuns calling themselves the Children of Mary order, “You Deserve to Know the Truth: Contraception” pairs some puzzling statistics with generic clip art. The often unintentionally humorous, low-budget clip also cites a 1970s-era study in which a male monkey became “confused” when female monkeys were injected with birth control drugs, and began to have “sexual interactions” with other males in the tribe.
“With the prevalence of contraception, it’s no wonder adultery is on the rise, as is promiscuity, homosexual behavior, and even abortion due to failed contraception,” the narrator proclaims.
And in other “I sh*t you not” news, deranged professional anti-gay Brian Camenker of MassResistance, tops the above with this revelation — the FBI and CIA have gone gay and that a terrorist movement de-listed homosexuality as a mental illness.
‘It’s unbelievable. … They have started a Lesbian, Gay, Bisexual and Transgender program on their careers website and they apparently have even gone from there to embracing the gay agenda, having a gay advisory committee, welcoming homosexuals as FBI agents, getting involved with pride events, but more than that going to gay pride events and encouraging homosexual activists to report hate crimes and working with them against pro-family groups.
‘…It is very, very frightening to see. The FBI is very powerful and they can do a lot of damage if they are out to get you.
‘We’ve seen that in the schools, we’ve seen that all over the place. We’re really scared about the FBI being this out homosexual organization.’
According to Camenker even the CIA isn’t ‘safe’ anymore from the ‘gay agenda. In the old days you thought of the CIA as being this internal spy organization but now what they are doing is they are actually participating in these activities [like gay pride events]’.
Here is the audio, courtesy of People for the American Way’s Right Wing Watch:
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Best. Headline. Ever.
Federal bureau of iniquity. Sign me up.
so that this mean that fundy schools will be holding emergency drills advising fundy students to take cover under the desks when we homos “finally” take over?
The picture of this guy makes me think he’s overly concerned about his vital essences.
Seriously, these people needs some professional help.
Now, you’re sure this was “unintentionally humorous”? You wouldn’t pull our legs. Would you?
“There is no overpopulation problem. All the people in the world could live in Texas” If they stand shoulder to shoulder. “Each would have over 1,000 square feet, almost a quarter of an acre” 10,000 square is almost a quarter of an acre. Maybe I need to watch it again. I can’t believe they made such an egregious error. But that is certainly not the only one.
This is clearly intended for a special (American Roman Catholic) audience. The appeal of the last few minutes would likely bounce off Methodists. Which fact illustrates a point I spoke to on some other blog. “All the Catholics I know simply ignore the Bishop of Rome and all his henchmen in the USCCB on the subject of contraception, and most of them are in contact with their parish priest who agrees with them.” So the Church is desperate to get some control over their most lucrative congregation.
The alpha chimp wasn’t confused, he was horny out of his mind. Female chimps (unlike rational human females) are not receptive when not in estrus.
What does contraception have to do with Teh Gay? As the phobes keep telling us, you can’t make babies with two sets of the same parts.
What’s with the “teh gay” reference. Is this some famous gaff I missed? It’s becoming ubiquitous, and so far I’m not in on the joke.
Well, I mostly do agree with this statement.
That said, the LAST thing I worry about in regard to the Fibbies, the CIA Spooks and other Secret Society types is that they’re gonna taint USA citizens with teh gheyz.
Sheesh. Is this dude so far in the closet that he’s having fevered fantasies about spooks comin’ to git him??!!11?? Like: maybe he wishes…
Yep, the vid. said 1000+ feet is almost a quarter of an acre. Dufus.
I loved the stats about homosexuality. As if the buttoned down seventies are remotely comparable to the laid-back twentyteens.
Well, that clears up my confusion anyway. I could not figure out why every full moon I went out in search of a monkey to mate with. Either teh gay or a lady with a red ass too. Or two, too. Whichever. Where’s the CIA when you need one? Jesus, I’m happy though, instead of confused at least about the full moon. Wrong meds, that’s all.
Ooh, ooh! Couple real zingers: “…this marriage act that God has given us…” “God opens and closes the womb.”
Perhaps George W. Bush said it best: “Freedom is a gift from God (or WTTF). And it falls in the same catagory as the above.
As a girl from Romania pointed out: “God had nothing to do with it. Freedom is won; and the American colonists did so at the point of a bayonet, just like we did.”
Hullelujah!
One thing the Sisters of The Children of Mary said that probably has some merit: Females exude pheromones. So do males, but we can skip that here. Question is, how much empahsis to put on this stuff. I think the Sisters have lost it. “Any fertile female is more attractive than any Supermodel.” Now that’s a stretch!
One good bull can bring a whole pasture full of cows in season, almost simultaneously. That’s pheromones!
When guys have been at the South Pole or some such place for weeks, their beards nearly stop growing, but when they get on the selected means of transportation back to Mama, their beards start to grow outrageously. See any pheromons on a C-130? Puh-lease.
The Sisters can’t seem to figure out how to allocate human sexuality. If it serves their purposes, we’re ravening beasts; but then again we are the children of a loving God who love our soulmates and nurture the issue of our love with selfless devotion. Seems the Sisters should make up their minds.