You can thank Republican Veep prospect, Governor Bobby “the exorcist” Jindal for this development. Millions of tax dollars under his voucher program will go to “save” the low-wealth and middle class kids from Louisiana’s horrible public schools to private schools run by fundies teaching from textbooks rife with bible-based bullsh*ttery. (Mother Jones):
While the governor’s plan sounds great in the glittery parlance of the state’s PR machine, the program is rife with accountability problems that actually haven’t been solved by the new standards the Louisiana Department of Education adopted two weeks ago.
For one, of the 119 (mostly Christian) participating schools, Zack Kopplin, a gutsy college sophomore who’s taken to Change.org to stonewall the program, has identified at least 19that teach or champion creationist nonscience and will rake in nearly $4 million in public funding from the initial round of voucher designations.
Many of these schools, Kopplin notes, rely on Pensacola-based A Beka Book curriculum or Bob Jones University Press textbooks to teach their pupils Bible-based “facts,” such as the existence of Nessie the Loch Ness Monster and all sorts of pseudoscience that researcher Rachel Tabachnick and writer Thomas Vinciguerra have thankfully pored over so the rest of world doesn’t have to.
Bob Jones University. Now that’s a font of wisdom to pass on to the next generation. Some of the “facts” that Louisiana school kids will be exposed to (click over for detail and the fundie source citations, I’ve included a few choice ones here):
1. Dinosaurs and humans probably hung out.
2. Dragons were totally real.
3. “God used the Trail of Tears to bring many Indians to Christ.”
4. Africa needs religion.
5. Slave masters were nice guys. (The majority of slave holders treated their slaves well.”—United States History for Christian Schools, 2nd ed., Bob Jones University Press, 1991)
6. The KKK was A-OK. ([The] Klan in some areas of the country tried to be a means of reform, fighting the decline in morality and using the symbol of the cross. Klan targets were bootleggers, wife-beaters, and immoral movies. In some communities it achieved a certain respectability as it worked with politicians.”—United States History for Christian Schools, 3rd ed., Bob Jones University Press, 2001)
7. The Great Depression wasn’t as bad as the liberals made it sound
8. SCOTUS enslaved fetuses.
9. The Red Scare isn’t over yet.
10. Mark Twain and Emily Dickinson were a couple of hacks.
11. Abstract algebra is too dang complicated.
12. Gay people “have no more claims to special rights than child molesters or rapists.” (Teacher’s Resource Guide to Current Events for Christian Schools, 1998-1999, Bob Jones University Press, 1998)
13. “Global environmentalists have said and written enough to leave no doubt that their goal is to destroy the prosperous economies of the world’s richest nations.”
14. Globalization is a precursor to rapture.
Does this help or hurt Jindal’s chances of being picked. Personally, I think Mittens will go for a “boring white guy” veep bot, like Rob Portman.




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At what point can we kick states out of the Union?
Thank GOD for number nine. And fourteen. Maybe even seven.
Just because a state says this is an education does anyone really think kids educated in these schools can graduate a real non fundy college?
I doubt these kids will ever get accepted at foreign colleges should they apply.
Next question what do they teach at Bobby’s kids school?
Okay, I get all the parts about Bible stuff and white people are good, but why did they throw in dragons? Are dragons sacred or something? And my tax dollars get to pay for this joke. I object.
Bobby is Brown he won’t be Mitt’s VP. Mitt is polling crappy against Obama so Mitt needs someone from a big electoral vote swing state.
Ohio and Florida unless of course Mitt decides to get out the fundy vote then its Sarah!
I know Sarah is unpopular and a joke but who else can get the Fundies to turn out in numbers? The GOP base needs to be motivated to hold the South and West with growing minority populations they need every fundy motivated to vote and Mitt can’t motivate them.
Maybe racist Nazi mythology is the reason thats just my guess my second guess is Bobby is smokin weed.
Puff the Magic Dragon was Real!
just how are these kids suppose to pass the SATs?
the Justice dept should sue most of these poor kids are African American and giving them an education like this means they won’t do well in college assuming they get to college.
They aren’t. They’re supposed to join the Grand Army of the Empire and conquer the Middle East for their social and economic betters.
I STILL don’t understand how Piyush “Bobby” Jindal ever got elected in Louisiana. Brown skin and a funny name? With a wife named “Jolly”?! Although, he’s goofy enough, (ie exorcism). Chicago, LA, New York, no big thing. But, in the land of big oil and the Bible?
http://www.motherjones.com/blue-marble/2012/07/photos-evangelical-curricula-louisiana-tax-dollars
First I don’t think SCOTUS said fetuses were property. Second 3,500 years of church teaching uh until the baby was born alive abortion was legal church’s changed their mind when they found out the baby’s heart beat was independent of the mother’s that happened in the 19 century.
JC said not one word about abortion and Roman medicine at the time certainly knew about abortion.
http://www.motherjones.com/blue-marble/2012/07/photos-evangelical-curricula-louisiana-tax-dollars
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Set_theory#Applications
How are poor kids ever going to stop being poor if they don’t learn math?
We could not do that today what makes the 1% think dumber solders can pull that off in the future?
Oh wait more magical thinking by the 1%.
Societies have a tendency to rebel when the 99% know they are smarter than the 1%. I think Bobby wants to lower everyone to his level.
One possible explanation is Louisiana is just trying to keep up with Texas.
That’s the genius of Romney’s economic policy plans. In a Romney/Republican economy, the 99% won’t have to know any math because they won’t have any money to count; and the 1% won’t have to know any math because they have it all.
He lived by the sea. And frolicked in the autumn mist in a land called Hanalee.
I though that was understood. Who in the hell disputes that???
Twain?
We want Puff on that wall. We need Puff on that wall!!!
Well…..they got another think coming. They got one nutjob as governor. We got a governor, lt gov, and a whole friggin’ state legislature full of morons. Two houses.
Take that you good for nothing coonasses.
Ummm just curious. did they ever find any saddles for those dinos?
Well now that’s not totally true.
We will still have to compute our own federal taxes, 29% of what we don’t have anymore left of. And the 1% will have to compute 13% on half of what they claim they made after offshoring half what they actually make in Swiss and Cayman bank accounts. And let’s not forget the $100 million IRA accounts.
NO. Of course not. But they did find some “Dinosaur XX Crossing” signs somewhere in Georgia.
I’m still rootin for a seven. Oh wait. that’s another game.
Oooo I want one of them. LOL
What’s dat? some weird lubral thang?
Of course then there were a few really fuck ups. We don’t talk about them much anymore.
Let’s also get rid of Arabic numbers. They’re part of a nefarious plot to establish Sharia law in this country.
Sinclair stations had them in stock. Hence their logo.
Faith is believing something you know isn’t true, therefore
Good one, PS, not only true but alliterative as well.
So faith-founded tomfoolery has no place in the classroom.
Sgt. Joe Friday nailed it years ago:
“At what point can we kick states out of the union,” you ask? I think that question is slightly wrong. A better question to ask is “how much longer is this pig going to hold together before it goes down?”
Have no fear, you won’t be in the same union as LA soon.
Indeed, Austin sets a pretty impressive bar, that’s why all the knuckle dragging, mouth breathing Repugs in OKC need only look south for direction.
They stole the clan from the racisists.
Set Theory is a creation of European socialists, and must be abolished in favor of Christian Math. Plus, Set Theory is Too Hard!
I think most of them are in a museum outide of Macon.
I’m 1/16th Cherokee so I can say, “white man (republicans) speak with forked tongue” and get away with it.
Now, where’d I put my bottle of whiskey??
Jindal was a follower of the Hindu religion who converted to Catholicism and like most converts is a sanctimonious and rabid supporter of a religion that appeals to ignorance, so that’s a possible explanation.
Maybe it’s just bleed-over from Tejas and Jindal is jealous of Perry. There may be challengers, like Oklahoma, but Tejas is the champion of regressive thought.
Some of these comments are hilarious and well deserved. Thanks!
Thank ya. Thank ya very much.
We do bow to Alabama and Misssippi however. And, occasionally Georgia.
Only fair.
Wait, wait. There’s a problem. The Mississippi river is like the intestine of the country. LA controls the colon.
See where this will go wrong?
“. . .Personally, I think Mittens will go for a “boring white guy” veep bot, like Rob Portman. . .”
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Portman, who?
I can’t imagine Romney picking a clone of himself. Romney & Romney wouldn’t gain him anything. I think the in house GOP bile through May will pose Romney some problems making a credible selection.
Romney’s VP will be an over the top Zionist / banker’s friend / Richy rich wants slaves and no taxes crowd.
Im guessing Count Shrugsula aka Paul Ryan. Shrugsula has all his bases covered …Zionist, banker, and Koch wise.
Romney’s best choice for the Tyranny Crowd that he serves.
Obama did the same, just served Big Pharma over Big Koch like industries
Just what does the bible have to do with what these kids are taught? This is Right Wing Propaganda devoid of facts slapping the word Christian on it does not make it Christian or fact. Christian facts one would expect to be based on the bible.
Sorry no mention of dinosaurs in the bible at all maybe 2 references to dragons but no proof they ever existed in science or that later bible translators did not put dragon in when large lizard would have been a better fit.