Today in fundie dumb@ssery, for sure. Louisiana State Rep. Valarie Hodges (R-Watson), like many bible-thumpers who believe your tax dollars should fund their “Christian” indoctrination centers schools, originally supported Governor Bobby Jindal’s voucher program to send students to schools run by religious groups included non-Christian faiths, specifically Islam. Oh noes!
“I actually support funding for teaching the fundamentals of America’s Founding Fathers’ religion, which is Christianity, in public schools or private schools,” the District 64 Representative said Monday.
Hodges, who represents District 64 on the northwest side of the parish, and another freshman lawmaker in the local delegation, Clay Schexnayder from Dist. 81 in the southwest, voted with the House majority in favor of HB976.
The school funding mechanism, however, did not come up for a vote until the end of the session. By then, a Muslim-based school had applied for support through the new voucher system.
During debate over the MFP (Minimum Foundation Program) funding formula, Hodges learned more about the consequences of the educational changes. She voted against the new MFP funding formula; Schexnayder voted for it.
“Unfortunately it will not be limited to the Founders’ religion,” Hodges said. “We need to insure that it does not open the door to fund radical Islam schools. There are a thousand Muslim schools that have sprung up recently. I do not support using public funds for teaching Islam anywhere here in Louisiana.”
Someone this ignorant has no business being a legislator. Oh wait, if that were the bar, some of these legislative bodies would be ghost towns? You best believe Americans United for Separation of Church and State was all over this.
Where to begin? Hodges’ bigotry is perhaps only rivaled by her ignorance of constitutional and legal principles. Of course Muslim schools will qualify for funding under a voucher plan. When programs like this are set up that dole out benefits to religious schools, the government can’t play favorites. That’s basic.
In Washington, D.C., where House Speaker John Boehner and his Republican allies in Congress have established a federally funded voucher program, most of the schools taking part are Catholic, but two Muslim schools have been among the recipients.
As it turns out, the Muslim school in New Orleans has since withdrawn its request. But it’s probably only a matter of time before another one applies to enter the Louisiana program.
Some legislators aren’t comfortable funding Muslim schools. What’s to be done? How about not establishing these programs in the first place? Let Muslims fund Muslim schools. Let Catholics fund Catholics ones. Let fundamentalist Protestants pay for the conservative Christian academies and so on.





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Not only were the Founding Fathers Christian, but they worshipped at suburban mega-churches. They also practiced Austrian economics and drove American-made SUVs.
Facts about America aren’t facts until someone in the Tea Party says they are.
H.L. Mencken: (from VQR)
” Mencken settles upon a single fundamental Southern problem: “the curious Southern tolerance of theological buncombe and pretension.”
“Getting rid of the influence of the evangelical clergy in the South, “is the first task of every enlightened Southerner today. It stands in the way of every free functioning of the mind, and is an impediment to all genuine progress, on whatever plane.”
T. Jefferson to Horatio Spafford, March 17, 1814
No wonder Texas is trying to kick Jefferson out of the history books.
The “safer engine for their purpose” indeed. Monotheism, and especially Christianity in the US, is a terrible and pervasive authoritarian control mechanism for the citizenry. So long as it serves this purpose–its intended purpose–the owning class and their legislative representatives will continue to use tax money to subsidize it. For those outside of the owning class, it is about paying for your own chains.
“When a religion is good, I conceive it will support itself; and when it does not support itself, and God does not care to support it, so that its professors are obliged to call for the help of the civil power, ’tis a sign, I apprehend, of its being a bad one.” –Ben Franklin
By George, I think you’ve got it! Let’s have a test for all office seekers.
I owned a travel agency. I used to have a test for job applicants. Won’t bore you but the last question was, “Is it further to Los Angeles than it is by train?”
Out of 18 appllicants only 1 got it right. I hired her on the spot.
Coach, we’re LAST in the country in providing health care to the public, too.
Never would have imagined that people would be so proud to show off their stupidity.
Amen!
I guess she thought that the First Amendment to the US Constitution doesn’t apply in Louisiana.
Well, they have to show that they aren’t elitist Harvard law professors somehow, don’t they?
I just had to find out where they grow ‘em this stupid, so I checked the article on her at Wikipedia.
She represents parts of Livingston and East Baton Rouge Parishes. The article says that she is politically allied with Sen. Diaper Dave Vitter, and spent 18 years as a Christian missionary. Naturally, she was supported by the Tea Party movement. The Wikipedia article also states:
She recalls that her travels to the Third World have shown her “the poverty that accompanies socialistic societies such as Cuba and Mexico. This experience gives me a passionate desire to fight socialism in America by working hard to elect conservatives at every level of government and to implement pro-business and pro-job creation policies. …”
Just look at her picture. Doesn’t she remind you of somebody?
I think it was that renowned philosopher Ron White who coined the phrase “you can’t fix stupid”.
The Bush/Cheney administration shredded the Constitution, the Obama administration flushed it down the toilet, and their combined efforts have succeeded in replacing the Bill of Rights with the Patriot Act, so she may be right.
It’s worse than that. I just saw somewhere…maybe it was the report (crap, where was that?) on the Texas (yes, sigh) Republican Party’s official 2012 platform, the same one that calls for eliminating the teaching of critical thinking (because it causes the young’uns to question authority, like their parents).
It actually has a plank stating unequivocally that the First Amendment to the U.S. Constitution does NOT provide for separating Church and State.
The wingnuts are doubling down on this; they have realized they can’t win the argument on the meaning of the First A regarding religion by use of facts and quotations from the Founders writings, so they are simply stating lies as fact, and figuring that repetition will set it in stone.
They haven’t been wrong with that tactic…look at what’s happened in the last 30 years to what the “average American” believes on all sorts of issues.
Ah, here we go:
http://freethoughtblogs.com/dispatches/2012/06/28/the-texas-gops-extreme-platform/
I hear the Constitutional Convention was held at a Walmart and sponsored by AT&T.
You gotta love revisionists. Only in dumb conservative land could losing an argument (and yes there was something sponsored to make this country Christian) be an actual “win.”
Makes you kind of sorry that Santa Ana didn’t prevail over Sam Houston. Austin reminds me of Berlin during the Cold War. Except for Perry’s presence, it’s the only redeeming factor to Tejas.
Well, almost. San Antonio is pretty good, too. Getting more Repub than it was when I got here, but still…and it’s only 80 mi from Austin, so you can have the best of both worlds. Having a “minority-majority” makes a big difference here – most of the R’s, I swear, are the in-migrants (even tho’ I’m one of ‘em).
That’s mostly what I miss in Austin, in fact…it just feels so white/Anglo when I’m up there. -g-
I think it would be great fun in the courts if someone out in the Bible Belt opened up a chain of schools with the Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster and applied for state vouchers…
True, or Satanists.
why wouldnt she think that? the whole document everywhere has really gone from “the bill of rights” to “the bill of non-mandatory suggestions”
the fundie god already IS the flying noodle monster. They starting making that shit up out of lies and thin air in the 1800′s and they’ve just kept right on going.
holeybuybull, you and solerso caught me in my own web. I have been saying for some time now that the Constitution has been totally gutted except for the terms of office and the 2nd Amendment. I felt that in this case, since she would be one to wrap herself in the Constitution if challenged on any point, the words of the Constitution should apply. I see now that I was wrong.
tejanarusa, you are correct in showing how they want to do away with public education unless it supports the wingnut view of the US. Even though they are talking about the “original intent” of the 1st Amendment, they don’t seem to have any real statement of what the words mean in their universe. Thanks for the link.
The Church of Satan really needs to open some schools there:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Church_of_satan
Good point in.re. San Antonio, plus you’ve got the Spurs.
A nice quiet winning team without drama, except for Tony Parker and his problems.
GO SPURS!!!
Funny. Yes, he was the glamour boy. From hanging w Eva to shards of glass in the eye…sigh.
Hey! where’d that smiley face come from? I just did my usual emoticon w/ punctuation…and look what showed up…
One of Valarie Hodges’ crew from the EDL:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AIPD8qHhtVU
And to all those good Christian mothers who wonder why their daughters wound up pregnant when they only let the teachers talk about abstinance…whodathunk?
This dipshit reminds me of the bigot from Utah, Orrin Hatch, when made a whiney, stupid, and moronic statement expressing surprise when he said that he thought the Equal Access Act didn’t cover Utah schools from forming gay/straight alliances! He though it only pertained to bible clubs and such!
Hurricane Katrina was a boon to these people — it forced the Democrats to move out of New Orleans, thus tipping the whole state into the Republican column.
In finest Shock Doctrine fashion, the privatization vultures swooped down on New Orleans in the wake of Katrina, forcing the city to privatize its public schools, which now are far worse than before Katrina; the few schools that aren’t worse than before are the Potemkin schools propped up with massive and hidden amounts of public and other funding: