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Who knew that the first thing gay folks — specifically gay men in rapper 50 Cent‘s case — are going to do when society finally grants full civil equality to them is to engage in grab@ssery? He doesn’t care one way or another about whether gays and lesbians can marry; it’s all about his personal security when going in the elevator. He needs protection:
So in process, we need organizations for straight men. We do. We need organizations for straight men in the case you’ve been on the elevator and somebody decides they want to grab your little buns. Times are changing. Those organizations are set up for at one point they were being attacked for those choices. Now its completely different. Obviously [homosexuality] is more socially accepted.
Apparently all that’s holding the LGBT community back from sexually assaulting straight people is institutionalized homophobia. Alyssa Rosenberg at Think Progress:
One of the hardest things about getting people to surrender their privilege is helping them to understand that giving some of it up isn’t going to materially change their living conditions. Asking that women be treated equally isn’t to ask that women have the right to sexually harass men or to invert the pay gap so women make more than men. Advocating for gay rights is in part about communicating that 50 Cent’s arrogant fear that gay men want to grab his ass is unfounded. Liberation, done right, can make things better for both people who have privilege and people who don’t. The people who are disadvantaged get access to the rights they see denied them. And then people who have privilege end up freed from their fears of what might happen if things change, benefitting from their contact with people they were previously separated from.
I had to read that quote 3 times, and each time I laughed out loud at how simple-minded and self-focused it is.
Sadly, I don’t think that reasoned approach is going to help Fiddy out here. He obviously has such a high opinion of his booty that he thinks all gay men are lusting after it. This is reminiscent of the DADT hysteria that all of a sudden, if the discriminatory measure was repealed, that there would be gang rapes occurring in military showers. Why do some of these insecure straight guys think every gay man is scoping them out? Could it be projection about the way they treat and think about women as sexual objects…hmmmm?
A commenter on Facebook suggested a group to form to help 50 Cent out:
SLBPA: Straight Little Bun Protection Association. Mission statement: Keeping elevators safe from lil ass grabbers. Members: 50Cent.
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I thought Fitty was the black male rapper who LIKED getting his ass grabbed. Do I have him confused with Usher?
I thought he was the one who liked to grab asses… Maybe I’m confusing him with $1.50?
I’d say he’s either got some latent feelings that he’s very uncomfortable with or he just lives his life in fear of everything that doesn’t fit into his very narrow definition of the human experience. Either way, he talks like a coward.
Either 50 is used to sharing masseurs with Travolta or he has some issues.
Fity cents has shared his 2 cents worth with the world. And the world has been overcharged again by the wealthy elites. The IWAS (Ignorant Wealthy Assholes) need to stay in NYC or LA where people may give a shit what this blithering idiot’s take is on anything of importance besides: ” it’s got a nice beat and you can do get jiggity to it. “
50 Cent has a problem with his ego – it’s too big, probably along with his mouth and his ass.
Well, if he doesn’t want to be raped, maybe he needs to quit wearing those tight-ass pants, or those low slung pants, and stay outta elevator, where he’s just, you know, asking for it. Seriously? This is what straight men have been worrying about gays getting equal protection? Rape? All I can say, Fiddy, is welcome to my world.
Fitty is deep. Like a three story outhouse.
Women have been dealing with men doing this for years but they have never whined about needing an organization to stop this. If someone unattractive hits on you look them in the eyes and say no polite but firm.
Has 50 cent never had an unattractive woman hit on him? Cripes I thought I was lacking in social graces.
Remember the Bundy’s Hop-On-Inn tape that no one wanted? What if no one wants to grab his ass? I can hear 50 Cent now.
Yeah you would think a rappers like 50 Cent who sing about crime allot could handle themselves in a prison shower ahh but they are just fronting I see all talk.
No polite but firm doesn’t always work, just in case you’ve never tried it.
Interesting observation sounds like if he wasn’t African American he would be a Rush Limbaugh GOPer.
For me it has but I’m a guy I do understand men tend to be bigger and sometimes don’t understand no but 50 Cent looks like he can handle himself..but I guess he can’t.
Where is the GOP on this don’t they get all uptight when men engage in grab ass with unwilling females and defend their rights?
Black doesn’t = Liberal. I don’t know what 50 Cent’s political leanings are but he’s behaving as a conservative person behaves.
LOL !!!
You know you’re a fool when Twain is making jokes about you …
Agreed many minorities will vote for Obama but only because the GOP won’t have them because they are the wrong color. 50 Cent is acting like Rush Limbaugh and I’m calling him out on it.
Lets see his street Cred survive fears of unwanted grab ass when Rap is not exactly all that shy about worse than that for women.
50 Cent is acting like he fears being punked out as a bitch. I am not saying male on male rape does not happen but me and 50 are much more likely to be mugged by punk gangsters who listen to 50 cent than we are to be raped.
I am calling 50 Cent out on being a in the closet Gay worried about his own desires.
Hey Straight or Gay if your not interested you handle it sometimes people don’t take no as an answer but in general human social interaction requires someone make a move and sometimes those moves are unwanted.
If the guy or girl says no after the move stop. 50 seems to think all Gay Guys are rapists as a famous person he has I am sure had experiences with female fans who he was not interested in what makes men a worry for him then?
straight men gathering together, organizing to look out for their interests. who isn’t familiar with that? usually after way too much football and beer.
only the tiniest bit of imagination required & you know what kinds of shiitake is coming next
(and no, I don’t mean Taking Back the Night)
BTW can you believe phrases like “your little buns,” why those were the kinda things Mommy said when you were eight. or younger.
oh & while on the subject of what may (or may not) be considered age-appropriate. try running an Image Search on Google for:
“50 Cent” hospital
ordinarily I’d never knock someone ’cause he needed his lovey. not even a “tough guy.” hey, I adore all 33 of my “friends”, i.e. plush toys, dolls etc.
one animal I haven’t got, though? a giraffe. awwwww.
but! in the instance of a wildly successful celebrity whose public image rests hard on keeping it real etc.?