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Where do these homophobes come up with this nonsense? You’d think all of the hetero-focused advertising I was bombarded with as a child should have taken hold, no? According to Navy chaplain Gordon Klingenschmitt, the fix is in for homo recruitment. Talk show host David Pakman interviewed the chaplain about this theory. David:
He has previously discussed on my show that he has performed over 50 gay/lesbian exorcisms, and has about a 50% success rate in “curing” gayness via these exorcisms. Remember, this is a FORMER NAVY CHAPLAIN.
In this newest interview, he tells me that everyone is BORN STRAIGHT, but some people become gay as a result of MARKETING. I countered that if marketing accounts for homosexuality in humans, how does it happen in 4000 other species, and he indicated that it is the devil/demonic possession from humans ENTERING THE ANIMALS.
Gordon also added that “when President Obama endorsed homosexual marriage, he blamed Jesus Christ,” and made direct attacks against President Obama and against me, saying that the devil promotes homosexuality through straight people like David Pakman and President Obama. Another hugely dangerous comment he made is that straight marriages and society are hurt by gay marriages through the abuse of children which he claims is a constant in gay marriage/gay parenting (confusing to me as well).
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So how does he explain all the people who were gay any marketing was allowed?
There was after all that “Pray-away-the-straight” ad campaign that promised that Jesus could eliminate unwanted opposite sex attraction.
Does anyone else find this completely nonsensical?
No. I think Jesus appeared in Obama’s bedroom the night before, boffed him, leading him to support homo marriage, and so it’s only logical that Obama would blame Jesus Christ.
How does he know it isn’t the other way around? Consider all the energy they put into insuring kids will grow up straight. Doesn’t that suggest that any failure in that effort will cause children to revert to their natural gayness.
If straight is the default why are these people scared that if they don’t discriminate and punish gay people the way they do that straight people will all decide they would rather be gay.
The same is true about TS/TG if straight is such an automatic default why all the gender panic regarding pink toys/blue toys and gender indoctrination.
Perhaps straight isn’t such a perfect default perhaps also that LGBT/T folks might act as an evolutionary brake on runaway growth and have the important role of being an alternative.
What a maroon. Unfortunately, clubbing him upside the head is only likely to result in a maroon with a concussion.
*blinks*
*blinks again*
What what WHAT?!
The operative word here is FORMER, as in “former navy chaplain.” Obviously he was/is incompetent to perform that job, so the Navy gave him the boot (or tossed him overboard, if you will).
…and Religious marketing turns people stupid…
I like that one of the tags for this post is “crackpot.” That’s tagging at its best.