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Ho, ho, ho — now that’s activism, friends. Virginia Delegate Dave Albo (R-42) describes how his wife denied sex with him after the vaginal ultrasound bill was discussed on The Rachel Maddow Show. (Huff Po):
Albo’s remarks — which he delivered with laughter — were aimed in particular at that TV-talking colleague, Del. David Englin (D-Alexandria), a leading opponent of the bill.
“Boy’s in bed, wife’s here, TV, poured some red wine,” Albo said of how he began the night.
Albo then attempted to play some “mood music” for his fellow lawmakers to help explain how he tried to entice his wife. House members were laughing as Albo received assistance from another lawmaker in putting on the music.
The next step in his seduction plan: He went to turn on the Redskins Channel to help put his wife in the mood for love. Apparently, his wife loves the Washington football team.
On the way to his Redskins seduction, Albo found a news channel that mentioned his name in the context of the ultrasound bill. On Rachel Maddow’s show on MSNBC, Englin was discussing the ultrasound bill.
Unfortunately for Albo, he and his wife stopped to watch the show — and his warm bed turned into a cold shower.
“The show’s over, and she looks at me and says, ‘I have to go to bed,’” Albo recounted to further laughter.
In honor of Dave Albo: “I did it all for the nookie.” Wife: Hella No! #likeachump
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Occupy Nookie. LOL
Good ol’ vaginal wrench….of course, you have to be sure you won’t be harmed by the man……
It’s all a big joke to them. They really are disgusting.
I”m watching the tape of the fool on The Ed Show……wow, he sure is having a great time telling his story. Joking about women’s health. His wife is certainly smarter than he is.
I wonder if Albo has a mother or sister or niece who might care to comment. I’m sure his wife is still sputtering.
This tells me the wives have no idea what their husband’s are doing at work. Maybe a letter writing campaign to every state and federal elected official’s wife is in order.
Didn’t mean to offend.
My question is…What’s his wife doing with a clown like this? I know if I was her, when he got home his clothes would be in the front yard and all the doors would be locked.
It truly amazes me that the women do not speak up! Of course, not to go all political, but I didn’t hear Michele speak up about assassinating citizens or allowing banksters to avoid the justice system. A big whatevs…….
Dave Albo is a Vagina Delegate.
He is signalling to his representatives – his Repugnant Colleagues – that they are fucking up via their hard-right policy positions which are not polling well with voters.
Did you notice that he couldn’t even say the word vagina……he called the rape equipment “trans-V” …….. wuss.
The Republicans have a hard time pulling leftward b/c Obama has pushed them so far rightward b/c policy-wise Obama is a Talibangical Religious rightwinger himself.
Warmongering, Domestic Conservative, Pro-Privatization, Pro-Big Oil, Pro-Nuke, Global Warming Denying, Anti- Environment, Pro Police State, Anti-Bill of Rights, Anti- HAbeus Corpus.
Where can the R’s go except Nutsville?
I wish someone would explore the concept that even the abdominal ultrasound is assault if it’s done against your will…. “any unwanted physical contact” at least in some states – how about in Virginia? Anyone know?
His wife is facing an uphill battle. Del. Albo may be related to the inventors of Albolene, everyone’s fav jack off lube.
Thank you Hackworth. I wanted to call him the representative (not gentleman) from ‘Vaginia’ but was scart! Now I’m not.
I think Pam just likes to talk dirty.
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And give the rest of us a chance to do it, too….bless her heart.
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“…except nutsville…”
It’s true;
Obama’s co-opted most of their right-wingery, and the poor dears haven’t got anywhere to go to differentiate themselves, except to the loony-bin.
Which leaves the 99 percent’rs up shit creek.
Well, I would think Virginia has a battery statute.
That’s what we need – a little ‘Lysistrata’ activism. Now, if only we could recruit Mrs. Dimon, Mrs. Blankfein, Mrs. Moynihan and a few other wives of TPTB maybe we’d get some real change in this country.
Who new that there are consequences to behavior? I have always thought that if the Republicans knew the true consequences of their votes, most would stop being Republicans.
Great idea- but campaigns like this should be enacted from within a state- ‘meddling’ from outsiders becomes the issue too often even though the facts and message are universal.
Go to it Virginia, Ohio, Oklahoma, Utah…friends!
I wasn’t referring to you or any other jokes about those clowns. What is disgusting is the people who would all vote for something like this knowing full well what the procedure is (a doctor who is a Dem rep gave a graphic explanation before they voted) and then its all a big joke when “they get caught”. As a guy, I have never actually understood mysogeny (sp?) until now. They think everyone who who doesn’t share their views are really beneath contemp and just a joke. With gay issues I just assumed it was religious or closeted acting out..and with racial things racist, but have never actually seen prejudice against women so clearly shown to me. His wife is just a thing to have sex with to him and do chores.. It’s disgusting considering they have a job representing citizens. It really is all about power and nothing else. Hate to be a downer.
After this video, if the wife as any sense of self worth at all, this guy’s going to have to be content with the Richmond hookers he’s probably already got on his contacts list.
I would, not to detract from the point, Like to point out the funny part about this. A Republican has to go through all that BS to get together with the wife. Bwahahaha.
yeh, it’s a bit reminiscent of the mini-sketch that follows the big Every Sperm is Sacred setpiece in Meaning of Life
where the prim-and-proper Protestant husband complacently congratulates himself for not having to make a fuss about contraception like those superstitious Catholics do…
and at some point during this bit, his wife politely chimes in with, “Do we ever have sex, dear?”
What type of man would brag about this? Is being cut-off the new badge of honour among the Reapubligans?
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