We all know it’s true – a gathering of homophobes at a political conference ensures 1) a spike in hotel in-room porn purchases and 2) a lot of homosex. Witness what is going on at the Conservative Political Action Conference (CPAC), covered over at Hypervocal.com. This is just one of 10 ads it has collected in the post, a call for some “discreet” group man-on-man sex.

Other pathetic hilarious ads are up there, listed as:

  • The Reluctant Penetrator
  • The OCD Bottom
  • The Just Jerker
  • The Silver Fox
  • The Patriot With a Daddy Complex
  • The Home-wrecking Hate Fucker
  • The Paranoid Hornball
  • The Bi Masc Jock
  • The Friend Seeker

Now of course there is always the possibility these ads aren’t real, but giving the power of the closet and conservatives gathered en masse, it’s probably unlikely.