Peter LaBarbera got his money’s worth when he brought bigoted rent-a-pastor Patrick Wooden of Raleigh’s Upper Room Church of Christ in God onto his anti-gay dog-and-pony show to talk about unbelievable garbage like this:

My belief is that if the medical community would just step forward and just would share with the American people what happens to the male anus, the problems that homosexuals have with their rectums, the damage that is done, the operations that are needed to sew up their bodies if you will, and how many of the men don’t even give these stitches time to heal before they are back out there practicing that wicked behavior. Some are bleeders, men who are not turned off by ingesting the feces of other men.

Of course I knew that Wooden, who has gotten a lot of ink over his absurd and disgusting, unverified sex slurs, is just loving the limelight.  He went on the air with American Family Association president Tim Wildmon and Family Research Council president Tony Perkins to share his “knowledge” that gay men “have to wear a diaper or a butt plug just to be able to contain their bowels.”

I am pleased to report that Wooden continues to whore and debase himself with discussion of sex acts to rationalize why North Carolinians need to vote on May 8 to permanently enshrine bigotry into our state constitution that would bar gay and lesbian couples from civil marriage (or any legal recognition at all). What does any of his trashy, nasty talk have to do with marriage, partnership rights or even religion, the usual go-to reason these rent-a-pastors are pimped out by white anti-gay forces. Now that Mike Signorile has given him another opportunity to discuss sex acts, my life is complete.

On what planet does Wooden think this interview is helpful to his cause? Mike:

Speaking with me on my radio program on Sirius XM OutQ, Wooden, who’s been described by some LGBT critics as having an “obsession” with anal sex, went into great detail about gay sexual activity, discussing “glory holes” and “fisting all way up to the armpit.” Contradicting himself, he actually defended oral sex and anal sex for heterosexuals — even though he’d previously said, in speaking about gays, that God “made the human sperm, the God of the Bible designed it, and it was not designed to be emptied into an area that is filled with feces.”

How about this unverifiable anecdote…

You talked about one man who had a cell phone that had to be removed [from his anus]—

Yes, and I stand by my comments. That’s what was told to me, that while they were trying to remove it, the phone rang.

Did they answer the phone?

As a matter fact what I was told was that the surgeon asked, “Will anybody get that?” And of course, no one answered the phone. And to add to it, that the individual, when they were released from the hospital, called back and wanted their phone.

All I can say is O…M…G…:

Well, have you ever personally witnessed any of this? Have you seen some of this sexual activity?

No, you know I’m not a surgeon, so I wouldn’t be operating. And certainly I’ve never been a homosexual, so I’ve never visited the clubs. I’ve never been to the glory holes. I’ve never been some of the places where it’s alleged that people go into some of the clubs and there’s this wall with holes in it where perfect strangers can participate in sexual activity with perfect strangers. I’ve read in various publications where men meet at parks in different places.

Please. This man is deranged and doesn’t even get that Mike is taking him on a ride of batsh*ttery exposure. Basically, Wooden contradicts himself over and over — oral and anal sex is ok, as long as it’s between opposite sex couples (clearly he’s choosing to ignore that the Bible allegedly has a problem with sodomy).

But sir, you said said sperm is not meant to go in the anus. It’s not meant to go in the mouth — You said sperm, when it goes in the anus, it’s wasted, that is God’s seed wasted. When a woman is drinking your sperm, isn’t she wasting it?

No, the difference is, they are of the opposite sex.

According to the Bible you’re only supposed to be having missionary sex with your wife…Oral sex is considered sodomy.

This pastor is telling you without apology that the Bible allows a husband and a wife to enjoy each other –

Including anal sex? including anal sex?

I guess so, if that’s something that they agree to.

Here you go…listen to Mike take on the man who is being held up by the proponents of the NC marriage discrimination amendment as a “leader.”

Also see:
* NC anti-gay amendment supporter accuses gay men of molesting gerbils, baseball bats, and cell phones