I am speacheless.

Santorum launching C.U.M. …seriously? Seriously? And they complain about comics riffing on them non-stop. All a comic has to do now days is just read the newspaper or quote the GOP candidates.

They didn’t do that on purpose? Those words don’t exactly flow very well and it looks a bit contrived.

Obviously, no one in Santorumville had a focus group check the acronym – but then it shouldn’t take a focus group to discern how wrong this is for Santorum (or right as the case may be)

And I thought 2MFM was bad.

They could have gone for Southern Conservatives United Moneybomb or S.C.U. M.

If you are practicing safe sex, there should never be any C.U.M. in your Santorum.

Surely this is snark, no?

Is it about a moneybomb of a PAC named “Conservative Unite”? Could it be that they simply took the letters and never read it out loud?

Savage bait. Pure and simple.

Karen thinks calling this “backyard bullying” helps with the talibangelicals. And she might just be right.

Haa-haa! [/nelson muntz]

Yup, just like how Newt’s baiting the NAACP (just the sort of thing that gets you Republican primary voters in South Carolina) — even as Santorum was touting his own support of the Martin Luther King voting rights bill (not at all the sort of thing that gets your Republican primary voters in South Carolina) — guaranteed his come-from-behind win in SC.

It’s not “What were they thinking—it’s What, were they thinking? To which the obvious answer is no, they weren’t.

LOL…He’s got to be kidding. Is he actually that out to lunch ? I mean really.

And here I thought it stood for Clueless Unqualified Moron.

Ptouie.

I just think that Rick is a wonderful, caring, human being, and he’s very concerned that we here at Firedog Lake, NEVER have any fun ( ) ) so he came up with this, to make sure that all of the good communists and atheists here, won’t be endorphin-deprived. )

Tomorrow morning, I’ll be going door-to-door to raise money for this most excellent cause, and I hope the rest of you CUM-heads will do the same.

I’ll bet he raises wads of cash. Hand over fist. Just loads of it.

Wait … we have emoticons?

Always with him, but it doesn’t seem to make sense in English unless they were going for those particular letters. It’s either that or the universe hates him.
Hmmm, maybe they need to take a cue from the Canadians and start a “Conservative Reform Alliance Party”. That would go well with Santorum’s redefined name. Throw in this PAC name and people will be talking about him for decades.

I think this may have been launched … prematurely.

(beavis mode)

Heh-heh. I said “come from behind” in reference to Newt.

(/beavis mode)

But yeah, Santorum may well be trying to gay-bait to win back the religio-racist right back from Gingrich, whose picking fights with the black community served him well in South Carolina.

OMG

Par for the course. After all, the teabaggers love him.

He really IS that stupid.

Freudian slip on Rick’s part.

STOP!!! Yer’ Killin’ me!!! ROTFLMMFAO!!!

It’s not a moneybomb, it’s a google bomb.

Oh God, I ASSUMED that this had to be a joke or a fake story. I just checked his website. It’s REAL! LOL!!!!!!!!! You’ve got to be kidding me!!!

Apparently some cum got mixed in with the Santorum.

Am I the only one who wants to read it as “Conservatives Unite Moneyshot”?

Can’t touch this.

Johnny Wadds of sumfink, anyway.

no Rick didn’t launch CUM, some sorry assh*le Gay Inc member did..