So good old family values we have to impeach bill clinton biggot Newt gingRICH believes that marrige should only be between a man and a woman and a woman.LOL what a d-bag

I wonder what Calista thinks about this?

Callista thinks all the mega-expensive Tiffany baubles & her numerous face & butt lifts, & boob jobs are all great, thanks very much.

Let’s face it: anyone who could auto fellate that sack of shit for six years doesn’t have, uh, “good taste.”

As someone who has been in a happy and committed open relationship for just shy of 20 years, I gotta say I find this gut-churning as well. Starting the discussion of having an open relationship in the context of wanting to continue an affair is a really bad and disrespectful start.

read it on boink-boink.com

Yup, these are the assholes who go around preaching “family values” to the rest of us. It’s just like their warmongering – they’re all gung ho patriot war whore types when it means sending 18 year olds to die in some shithole country but just don’t ask them to pay for it by taxing their fatcat donors.

“Monogamy for thee but not for me” is the patriarch’s golden rule.

nyuk.nyuk.nyuk.

*Bows To The Master*

or go do the killing.

Newt is slimier than a philandering salamander.

It just doesn’t get any better than this.
I can’t wait to see that sanctimonious asshold try to wiggle out of this.

Isn’t adultery a hangin’ offense according to Santorum????

hey Petro!

Newt has managed to get three women to marry him – how? He is repulsive.

ha ha – perfect

Oh, and of course Dan Savage doesn’t disappoint

Newt’s got a new campaign slogan: “Screw as I say, not as I screw.”

ROFLMAO.

MY day started out on a low note. But now, I’m as giddy as a kid at Christmas.

But, I’ll bet Mitt is even giddier than me.

Newt wife #2: he asked me for an open marriage so he could continue boinking Calista

How many times has Newt attacked us on morals and blamed us for the moral decline of America?

He’s lower than pond scum.

heh! Good one.

Of course, Fake Noise has been preaching to the choir about how Newt has “repented” for his sins, so all is forgiven and Sky Jeebus says it’s A-OK to vote for Newters.

How rightwingers can go along with such out & out hypocrisy does not compute.

Ladies……..you wanna tackle that one????

but but but… aren’t you deee-lighted that GoodHair is dropping outta the “race”???? I thought you’d be so happy about that!

Wouldn’t work for many women (esp those with self-respect), but the shorter answer is this: MONEY.

The end.

And yet, HE’S the poster child for same.

This jerk has set “open marriage” back a hundred years.
Not that it matter to me.

repented, or re-punted!?

The first one I am sure she had no idea the second wife well getting with a guy you know cheated on the first wife is risky but maybe you can change him.
The third wife nope she’s a gold digger. Newt is Jabba the Hut repulsive but he is rich and powerful. How he got his first wife before he was rich and powerful is a good question.

It has long been my speculation that Bill and Hillary have an open marriage.

nothing new here, he is slime… as a few years back him trying to hit up a friend of mine at work. I’ve a picture of that day, but not one of the office laughter after he departed.

at least pond scum rises to the top. He’s more like some kind of soggy detritus.

Don’t get me wrong. The whole state is relieved and I suppose we will be “relieved” of him as governor next election. Nobody can survive a political race in Texas with only 6 toes.

But THIS…….THIS…….is priceless.

Marianne, you GO girl!

(Can guys say that? Ellen does all the time?)

And speaking of The Newter…

Hi, ncg. Just a note re my market call the other day, Dow MIGHT get as high as 12,820, can’t rule it out, but I think there will be a very big decline after that. Think it will happen sometime between now and next Wednesday. Very tough call, lots of “trader feel” in it.

re: “Jabba the Hut”. That is who he reminds me of. Yeeech. I can envision he has flab hangin’ over his……………gotta go.

Thanks. A bunch!!!

Newt lost his job as speaker of the house because of his cheating. If he really had a shot at President this news very well might have ended it.
Lesson to be learned don’t cheat on your wife. Your Ex Wife will always wait until the right moment to tell people about how you treated her and yes it will effect your career.

Ya know this is payback for Newt renaming his 15% flat tax proposal the Romney Tax. Hahahaha. Now pass the popcorn, please.

Bill certainly did. I’m not so sure Hillary’s membership is “current”. You know, she don’t make “the finger scale” at all.

What lines did he use what type of girls does he go for just curious it is always good to learn from failure.
Or if Newt got with your co worker what kind of girls to avoid.

My guess is that Republican FemmeBots may value the Tiffany’s account more than the indignity of pairing up with a rotund lizard.

Newt probably hasn’t seen his…. without a mirror in decades.

I think THAT is the definition of “backfire” in Webster’d Dictionary.

Did you want some with cheese???

I’ll admit, there are a lot of things I would do for $500,000.

But to quote Meatloaf……”I won’t do that”.

i think ricky would be more into the stoning thing. He would pick up the first stone too.

Friday if the Dow is high lots of people sell thursday if they think the Dow is really really to high but friday is the normal sell day when the dow is to high nobody wants to be in the market if bad news hits and be unable to sell.

I think you’re right. “Hangin’s too good for ‘em.”

I suspect that was laced with snark, but…parmesean is actually quite nice on popcorn with olive oil and s & P. Just sayin’

Don’t stop the Wallace parallel, sez I.

tangentially, here a headline for you:

Santorum Didn’t Win Iowa By 34 Votes — He Won By 69

vetting will take place a stones throw away from ‘Hoover’s last erection’. locals know the truth!

This just puts the icing on the cake to complete the mess that is the goat rodeo. LMAO.

No snark at all. I LOVE cheese on my popcorn. Cheddar OR parmesan.
I was just being hospitable.

It just shows how insecure the women Newt picks up are they put money and the safety a powerful man can bring above the security of a person who might actually love them forever given Newt’s past no woman can claim Newt will ever do that for them.
Next just how insecure do you have to be to find a guy with an ego as big as Newt but who is as wrong as Newt is on the facts appealing confidence does sell at first no doubt about that but a confident fool who embarrasses himself as much as Newt does?
I must admit I have no data to make any comparisons here many of my friends are confident players but they never were as wrong as Newt is, as Hateful as Newt is, as ugly and fat as Newt is, and none of the girls I’ve known were ever that insecure and gullible.,

locals know the truth!

That would be a great diary local women discuss Newt’s pick up lines…that might be meaner than anything even Newt’s ex wives could say.

Maybe he should be Newt-ered.

That goes for all my female friends too.

My work is really based 95% on price level, not more than 5% on timing. Last trade I did was buying SP500 futures at 1211.75, with a stop at 1209.75. Got stopped out on my stop price, low was 1208.75, and now we are at 1,310, one month later. Now, I think we are ready for a big decline, probably to start from Dow 12,650-12,700, maybe from as high as 12,820. I share these calls here because I like the idea of lefties making money off the PTB money machine.

Whom did he “69″ with lol?

How many women has Rush been involved with?

These women are out there and it’s SCARY!

Long ago, painful lesson.
If she’ll cheat with you, she’ll cheat on you. (change gender as needed)

I’m the only really good catch I’ve ever met lol.

A lot of today’s women make me cringe. I spent a very large segment of my life working in the Dem party for women’s rights and respect. I don’t understand the lack of SELF respect that the women of today show. Leaves me angry and puzzled.

how about ‘would ya like to work over at my tower’ ah http://www.panoramio.com/photo/17214119 ugh, ugly thought, to early-sorry!

Calista knew what she was getting when she went for Newters: he already had “history” of massive cheating on his first wife, and then unceremoniously dumping her whilst she was coming out from under cancer surgery. Newt publically stated that Wife #1 wasn’t “good looking” enough to be First Lady material.

Then Newters cheats on Wife #2 for SIX effen years with Calista??

Calista is a Gold Digger & sleaze bag.

I don’t have friends like Calista, but I’ve met a few in my day. They’re all pretty vacuous, pretty vapid and utterly focused on themselves alone. As I said: Calista likes the high-priced Tiffany bling & her numerous plastic surgeries, thanks very much. Guess doing the nasty with a sleazoid creep like Newt was “ok” for her. But Calista must shake in her expensive Jimmy Choos knowing that Newt’s probably already planning on “doing” someone younger than her. And yes: there will be some vapid idiotic gold-digger out there willing to do the “dirty work.” Remember Anna Nicole Smith????

The trick is to not get caught at this if you’re in politics. When will they learn?

Did Newt teach Bill Clinton his wares, or was it the other way around?

The propoganda wurlitzer has worked tirelessly to brainwash women to be this way, and the PTB use the Church, esp Doug Coe’s “Family” churches, to promote this kind of “womanliness.”

Today’s younger gen of women often see “feminism” as laughable & irrelevant and only “ugly” women would identify with it.

Very very sad. Our culture is one that actively promotes worshipping at the shrine of external beauty only and wealth.

neither.

they both were just horn-dog sleazy weasles. lot of ‘em out there, not just newters & the big dawg.

newt loss his job due to financial impropriaties but blamed it on the divorce so none of the rubes would realize what a dishonest person he is financially as well as morally

Newt scares me a lot more than Mitt does. Newt is totally amoral and would love to do some destruction in DC – payback time for his ouster.

yes. thanks. Newt didn’t get kicked out bc he effed around on his wife. it was due to financial shenanigans. Of course, these days, if newt did the same stuff, he’d probably be *praised* to the high heavens.

My loathing of Greedy Grifter Newt knows no bounds, but it’s a real horse race which is worse: Newt or Mitt?

They are both rapacious shits, imo. Then again, so is Obama, imo.

whats that old song: Baby,baby dont get hooked on me…….

They’re not all pols, either.

Been thinking back all the way to many wayward fraternity brothers who got married in the ’60s and strayed not long thereafter. Since then, lots of others in the military, corporate world, as well. It’s been the new normal as long as I can remember.

Still, it’s nice to have yet another reason for many Newties to bypass him. On the other hand, it might make Romney look like a choirboy. Need to find something there.

if a leopard can’t change its spots
a cheater can’t spot his changes.

LOL. You’re good today.

Or is it ” . . . don’t get hookers on me”? OT, but maybe relevant to something—Drudge reported a man’s head was found in a park in Hollywood. A commenter asked whether the head was singing, “I Ain’t Got Nobody.” Sometimes I think I was not only born too late, but that I am also dying too late.

Mitt has nine secret wives . . .

I worked in a small-town “big” law firm back in the ’90s. The MEN who were partners & upper level associates (and they were ALL White Men in this case) were HUGE on being big-time “Christians” and so-called “family values” men. There was one of those huge Promise Keeper rallies in our town one year, and nearly all of these hypocites went to it, as well as being very “public” about their church-going.

Yet one & ALL of them played around. They made a huge *display* of burning their Amer Bar Assoc membership cards (not kidding) when the ABA endorsed Roe v. Wade. Yet, many of them were well-known to have gotten women, other than their wives, pregnant, and those woment ALL had abortions. Again: not kidding.

These were the most flaming of hypocrits, attending Bible Study and prayer breakfasts all the time, but massively fooling around on the side (one guy even bonked his secretary in his car on public streets in the daytime for all the world to see – not kidding). But all voting conservative, etc.

I was not working there when the shit hit the fan with Clinton & Monica, but I heard from friends how these hypocritical horn-dogs *exoriated* Clinton and were tirading for Clinton’s impeachment.

Go figure. Delusional denial combined with self-righteous indignation and dashed with lashings of hypocrisy knows no bounds on the right, esp. Need I add that all of these sleasy weasle alpha males were all Rush Limbaugh dittoheads??????

heh heh: low-hanging fruit!

only nine??

Actually, it all makes sense if you think your god will forgive you at any time you declare your allegiance to him. I could never figure out why anybody ever thought that would work out well in real life.

Well in conservaworld, “God” only forgives those who sin if they’re Republian. If you’re a Democrat, and you sin, doesn’t matter how much you repent: you are damned for all eternity.

Plenty of church-going, “true Christian” Democrats who do the same shit. But conservatives would blast them for cheating, but not “their own.” God only “forgives” Republicans of their sins. Democrats need not apply.

What a bunch of bullshit.

Ewwww, You just gave me a *very* unpleasant image of Newt with “low hanging fruit”.

Here comes half hopefully worthwhile social / reasonable psych
along with half personal curiosity-speculation. The first half
I really think lives well on its own though is not very new to
those who understand hypocrisy, judging freaks, control freaks,
divide-and-conquer, demagoguery, fraud, slight-of-hand you’re anti-
good while the speaker is anti-good, etc.

The freakasauris part brings an element of the idea of turning so many
negatives into a positive. (ALWAYS, THE DISCLAIMERS:)

DISCLAIMER: I CANNOT KNOW ANYTHING WHATSOEVER ABOUT
ANYONE POTENTIALLY OR ACTUALLY IDENTIFIED HERE, OR, ABOUT
ANY OF THEIR RELATIONS. IN FURTHERANCE OF THIS DISCLAIMER:
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WHICH ANY ONLOOKER CAN SUBSCRIBE CYNICALLY, REGARDLESS OF
THEIR BIOLOGICAL OR EMOTIONAL PREDILECTIONS.

EVERYTHING PERTAINING MY COMMENTS REGARDING MY THEORY, GENERALLY
AT THIS HOST UNDER THIS USER ID, INCLUDING HERE, IS EXACTLY THAT:
THEORY. MY SUPPOSITION. MY OPINION.

Having said that, cut me a break: much more / worse will be uttered about
this story on late night TV than what I’m proffering below.

It’s easy finding mysogyny from amongst the religious right
http://firedoglake.com/search/?cx=012863467380897931540%3Abacmcr9sohw&cof=FORID%3A11&ie=UTF-8&q=woman+haters&sa=Search&siteurl=firedoglake.com%2F

just as it is finding gay gay-bashers there.

The same thing that passes on a tradition of scapegoating also passes on, typically,
the gay gene to the hypocrite, or the need to mollify, or the need for recognition;
or the need to compensate for the lack of same (sheer self-absorption;)
also, it is symptomatic: a lack of affection for women (for a reason which the
reader can guess and which, despite my disclaimer above, in view of the present
circumstance, I will not actually delineate.)

Yet, because judging to control is, to me, what has defined our history, and,
to let you in on a secret, I’ve proposed that’s been deliberate, so as to
provide a lesson with identical event streams but for moral decisions that
thus become mathematical, that, when mixed with a secret ingredient
(actually a novel energy,) and, because I am guessing that energy defines
our existence on many levels as well as how to see through time as well as
how to travel, it’s good now finding the process self-produced hypocrites,
including gay-bashing gays, only the latter group now surprisingly possibly
foreseen after all.

That novel energy is thus reported to us being key to our essence and original.

The scapegoated were chased into the scapegoating families, and the scapegoated
mixed their genes with those of the scapegoaters.

There was, I am guessing, no other way for this man to say the whole universe
is alive, infinitely variable, with no differences to be seen.

http://faculty.maxwell.syr.edu/gaddis/hst210/sept9/Akhenaten%20bust.jpg

It’s also how he got here.

It’s also how our children will travel.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mmzV6PFX-es

If I’m not here to respond to replies it’s not out of
disinterest or self-absorption. It’s out of my having
a job and a family. a bientot.

“NOW you’re getting smart!” (punch line from old joke involving the eating of sheep pellets deliberately mispresented as “smart pills”)

Yellowsnapdragon,
This primary has been so mush fun to watch (also disgusting) that I was going to suggest investing in popcorn futures, except for what realitychecker is predicting at 29.
Enjoy the show…

It certainly has been a lot of fun to mock. Sadly, these are people who are seeking the highest office in the land, perhaps the world. So, while we may get plenty of gaffaws out of the campaign, the joke is really on us.

unfortunate mental image. please accept my sincere apologies. :~)

Some in the Christian right are clamoring to have Newt branded with the letter ‘A’, a la Hester Prynne.

Others say why bother; everyone would just assume the A is for “Asshole”

It’s a hazard of hanging out on teh blogs. One has to read at one’s own risk.

I didn’t even have to read to the end of your comment to assume the same! LOL!

it’s not for the weak of heart….

Huh?

A feaking landslide, eh?

Who knew there was a universe — and a time! — when there simply wasn’t enough Newt to go around?

yeah, up the yin yang, so to speak….

I, for one, went through that “wandering eye” or, “wnadering whatever” phase. I’m pretty good looking you know. But then, I saw that movie “Fatal Attraction”…….scared th s SHIT out of me. ‘Cuz, I’m the koind of guy, like Michael douglas, THAT would happen to.

so, I redirected myself to all the free porn on the internet and been “good” since then.

TMI?????

As perhaps previously said, I’m pretty sure Newt ain’t seen his low hanging fruit in some time…without a mirror.

That and $4 will get you a half-caf latte.

I didn’t have a rabbit, but I had a cat I was very fond of a really neat vintage’78 Corvette I had restored.

Why do all you guys leave just when I show up??????

It’s only TMI if your wife reads it lol. Or until you share that your palms are all hairy.

Maybe it’s because you yearn for a rabbit. I yearn for your Corvette.

How would he know if we’re all gone? He probably went blind long ago. That’s why he thinks he looks like Michael Douglas.

Ooh, that’s cold lol. Shhhh, he won’t know we’re here. Where’s that damn Corvette?

What I want to see is have it come out that Calista is boinking some hot pool boy or gardener or gym instructor. Wonder how Newt would like that?

Threesome?

Gingrich is a baffoon totally absorbed in his ego. His ego is nearly as big as Obama’s. His main mission now is “seek and destroy.” Though he intended Romney as his target, it seems the heat seeking missiles always head back toward him.

After this primary, I think he will be totally finished in public life.

My favorite Tweet on this: RT @joemygod: LMAO…Liberty Counsel is still shilling for #Swingrich. “Do as I say, not as I screw!” #JMattBarber #Adultery #Hypocrisy #Cults