Chuck Norris is an action movie star – and a bad one. But he should stay that way. His forays into politics reveal his basic ignorance.
He has penned a piece for the American Family Association whining about how the Obama Administration has declared war on religion. Personally I don’t think he wrote it. I think someone else wrote it and he attached his name to it because it reads like the usual religious right hogwash.
But two items on his supposed list of grievances caught my eye:
- The Pentagon releases new regulations, forcing chaplains to perform same-sex “weddings” despite their religious objections (September 2011).
- Secretary Hillary Clinton demonizes other countries’ religious beliefs as an obstacle to radical homosexual rights (December 2011).
Here is why the two items caught my eye. The first item is a basic lie. And that can be easily proven by the link contained in the item. The Washington Post article which it links to clearly says:
The Pentagon will permit military chaplains to perform same-sex marriage as long as such ceremonies are not prohibited in the states where they reside, it said Friday.
Defense Department guidance issued to military chaplains said they may participate in ceremonies on or off military bases in states that recognize gay unions. Chaplains are not required to officiate at same-sex weddings if doing so is counter to their religious or personal beliefs, the guidance said.
The second claim I illuminated is important because it illustrates the fraud that Chuck Norris is exposing himself to be:
- Secretary Hillary Clinton demonizes other countries’ religious beliefs as an obstacle to radical homosexual rights (December 2011).
Secretary Clinton was not demonizing religious beliefs. She was calling attention to the fact that in some foreign countries, lgbtqs are persecuted by way of beatings, vicious murders, forced rapes, and forced reparative therapy:
Today, I want to talk about the work we have left to do to protect one group of people whose human rights are still denied in too many parts of the world today. In many ways, they are an invisible minority. They are arrested, beaten, terrorized, even executed. Many are treated with contempt and violence by their fellow citizens while authorities empowered to protect them look the other way or, too often, even join in the abuse. They are denied opportunities to work and learn, driven from their homes and countries, and forced to suppress or deny who they are to protect themselves from harm.
Chuck Norris considers himself an action hero. He has starred in many motion pictures and a television show (Walker, Texas Ranger) portraying himself as someone who fights against injustice. As such, Norris has been shown fictionally preventing innocent people from beaten, killed, or generally terrorized.
How is it that this man who has made a career out of being a hero to the persecuted in motion pictures and television can conveniently ignore actual cases of people being persecuted simply because these people are gay?
The answer is clear. Chuck Norris is a liar and a fraud. His persona is nothing much than phony macho bravado.
Chuck Norris can’t stand up to injustice because he simply doesn’t know what real injustice is. The only type of injustice he knows belongs on a soundstage. It begins when the director says “action” and ends when the same director yells “cut.”
Somehow, because of all of the years in this phony world, Norris sees himself as an actual heroic figure.
A little advice, Chuck. Stay in the land of make-believe. In real-life, you just don’t measure up to your image.
Hat tip to Goodasyou.org





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He built up this image as a tough guy, but in reality, he’s just another insecure heterosexual male.
I thought this was America?
Just ignore Chuck. His most visible public presence at this point is in the jokes that surround him eg “Chuck Norris doesn’t jump up! He pushes the world down!” etc. He’s a living lampoon of his previous movie tough guy image.
I’ll thank you to separate macho and masculinity from any automatic assumption of insecurity.
Yeah, typical wingnut transmutation: “permitted” = “forced to”.
Wasn’t Norris trailing around after Huckabee when he “ran” for Fox News Host, er, I mean, president? Maybe that’s where he got the idea he was a serious person.
Your comment is entirely irrelevant to what psychodrew said.
Norris is not smart –
but even he should have noted the “Secretary Hillary Clinton demonizes other countries’ religious beliefs as an obstacle to radical homosexual rights” is a butchering of the fact that human rights are being denied because someone claims their religion says homosexuals have no human rights.
The someone claiming their religion says homosexuals have no human rights is a gross liar as every religion that I am aware of does not say that.
Lovely, as I was reading this story an ad for World Of Warcraft (the ad with Chuck Norris) showed up on PHB/FDL’s page.
Barf
“Better to remain silent and be thought a fool than to open one’s mouth and remove all doubt.”
“I thought this was America?”
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Used to be. Last century I think. That damned “new milennium” thing seems to have really fucked things up.
Note to Chuck:
BEFORE you speak, publicly, you should say this to yourself and your adience, “I AM NOT a hero, I just played one on television.”
He’s still pissed because Bruce Lee kicked his ass.
If you were an addle-brained talentless hack, who made it big, you’d probably think there was a crazed supernatural force too.
Oh yeah? Well just check chucknorrisfacts.com to find out what an amazing person he is. For example, “Chuck Norris has counted to infinity – twice.”
Here is a guy who has made his money pretending to be someone he isn’t. He reminds me of Steven Seagal who played tough guys in the movies but asked for government protection when the German Mafia was after him in real life.
These guys live in a fairytale world and then expect to receive credibility when they come in off the movie set. Bah, Humbug!!!!!
If you really want to irritate Chuck Norris, remind him that he never was as good as Joe Lewis. And Joe remains far more talented.
Chuck Norris… a phony? Who knew?
Was thinking about checking out WoW again…until I saw those commercials featuring Norris. Not putting any of my hard earned money into his pockets, same as I will never buy his “exercise” machine.
Steven Seagal also bravely supported Sheriff Arpaio in the raid against animal abuse where he killed a number of animals with his vehicle. And people like you don’t think the Seagals and the Norrises of this world aren’t role models …
One too many chop and kick to the head, I suspect. Or he’s just a douche. Probably both.