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The tiniest of violins goes out to anti-gay extremist Bryan Fischer of the AFA, who just got the memo that social issues will not be at the forefront of the GOP’s agenda:
Gay member of RNC finance team: GOP should “not take a position on social issues.” Note to true conservs: GOP just threw us under the bus.
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DarnDarn darn darn darn darn! @ Bryan Fischer
Get off of my Bus Tire I live in an apartment on the ninety-ninth floor of my block
And I sit at home looking out the window
Imagining the world has stopped
Then in flies a guy who’s all dressed up like a Circus Clown And says, I’ve been screwed while I f*ck around with everyone else.
I said, Hey! You! Get off of my bus tire Hey! You! Get off of my bus tire
Hey! You! Get off of bus tire Don’t hang around ’cause two’s a crowd
On my bus, baby
What’s This You Say?I seem to hear a very loud sound coming from the distance. As it gets closer, I can make it out. It says, “DUH!”
Geez!What I wouldn’t give to be driving that bus!
It’s not a bus, Bryan –it’s the rock they found you under.
I’ll believe it when I see itGreat smackdown, and it’s fun to watch Bryan’s head explode.
But do we really think that, as a result of this memo, GOP candidates in 2012 will really stop “taking a position on social issues”?
It would be great, but I’ll believe it when I see it.
Sorry, maybe I’m too cynical today.
“The cynic questions everything, in order to learn what is true.” –Epictetush/t to kevinchi
It’s fun to watch Fissureget run over by his own bus…
“True conservatives”?Look, there’s already a label for people whose entire political agenda is “a) Use whatever government force necessary to promote right-wing social values. b) Down with socialism!” ”Conservative,” on the other hand, has a somewhat broader (if only occasionally more ethically defensible) range.
I remember a STAR TREK episodein which Spock said (quoting from memory here) “Change is inevitable. It is therefore illogical to work against it.” That says it all, as clearly and sensibly as anyone with a brain could need.