Via Media Matters, newly-minted Presidential contender Newt Gingrich appearing on Bill O'Reilly hinted at what could well be a promising theme in his 2012 campaign for the Presidency, saving America, and all good Christians, from those gay, secular, fascists:

"I think there is a gay and secular fascism in this country that wants to impose its will on the rest of us, is prepared to use violence, to use harassment. I think it is prepared to use the government if it can get control of it. I think that it is a very dangerous threat to anybody who believes in traditional religion."

Really some jokes just write themselves. Can't wait to see Sarah Palin try to trump this.