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Has anyone felt a little “recruity” lately? According to Rep. Ken Peterson, (R-Billings), apparently Teh Homosexual Menace has been hard at work (but he doesn’t have personal knowledge of this, ahem). (The Missoula Independent via Unicorn Booty):
According to Peterson, chair of the House Judiciary Committee, there are at least two prosecutable offenses-felonies punishable by up to 10 years in prison and a $50,000 fine. One is the “recruitment” of non-gays. “Homosexuals can’t go out into the heterosexual community and try to recruit people, or try to enlist them in homosexual acts,” Peterson says. He provides an example: “‘Here, young man, your hormones are raging. Let’s go in this bedroom, and we’ll engage in some homosexual acts. You’ll find you like it.’” Peterson hasn’t actually seen this happen, he says, because “I don’t associate with that group of people at all… I’ve associated with mainstream people all my life.”The other offense, in Peterson’s legal opinion, is the public display of homosexuality, since he believes the Supreme Court’s decision only applies to private acts behind closed doors. Being gay in public, he says, is a wholly different matter:
“In my mind, if they were engaging in acts in public that could be construed as homosexual, it would violate that statute. It has to be more than affection. It has to be overt homosexual acts of some kind or another… If kissing goes to that extent, yes. If it’s more than that, yes.”
WTF? So will Peterson be the arbiter of what kind of same-sex kissing is a violation? Unicorn Booty thought the same thing I did when I saw a photo of Peterson:
Is it just us, or are the only people who actually make asinine statements like this that suggest being gay is a daily choice actually closeted homosexuals? If I was a betting man, I would put twenty bucks down on Rep. Peterson getting caught up in a gay sex scandal before his time in office is up.
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Rep Peterson is an asshatwith that kind of law, in short order EVERYONE who dissagrees with him will be judged as a ‘homo-SEX-ual’ and tossed in prison or given a one way ticket to Uganda.
Hell, just looking at what’s written, even the preception of gayness would be daming and result in prison time.
I hope everyone gives him a call on MondayHis contact info is at http://leg.mt.gov/css/Sessions…
If anyone had said to me, when I was a kid,“Let’s engage in some homosexual acts,” I’d have immediately pegged the guy as a world-class drip. Peterson is not only an obvious closet case, he’s a colossal loser in the bargain. I hope young gays in Montana have the sense never to “engage in some homosexual acts” with him–for their sake.
He is DEFINITELY a self-loathing closet case…He’s worked his entire life making sure that he hasn’t given in to that “lifestyle choice” that everyone has to make. Of course, “everyone” meaning ONLY self-loathing closeted gay people.
My first question to him would be: Why are YOU, of all people, SO obsessed with what gay people are doing? Most politicians are worried about jobs and the economy. But you seem almost fanatical when it comes to homosexuality. Why is that? Especially when you claim that you don’t associate with “that group of people”. So how can you possibly know that recruiting is even going on in the first place? Aren’t you demonizing a group of people without a shred of proof?
Oh, yeah, queer as a $3 bill.
Lets engage in some homosexual acts, you’ll find you like itBest pick up line ever!
Of course it is ok for the Christians to recruit.
Montana State RepWell I guess there goes the franchise for the recruiting center in Billings…….they found us out!!!!!!!
I agree with you Pam, there is something that is bound to happen with his statements being as such. Someone who is scared of being true, always has such crazy stuff to say.
So wait and See, Love to you and your family,
Larry
This is one of the parts of both Nigeria’s and Uganda’s proposalsthe recruitment part.
Meredith Baxter had better watch out, appearing on tv is probably recruiting as well.
Kissing in the First Degree?This is just so funny and scary at the same time.
Did the criminals use tongue?
I thought Tomas Torquemada was dead.When will these KKKristian dominionist ever get voted out? Is it a function of locale? There just aren’t enough people in his district that even want to run for office, so they put him in as the default?
Irony, definedAm I the only one laughing at the fact that a mormon is accusing gays of recruiting when they’re the ones who send out their 19-year-old boys for two years to do exactly that?
Just had a thought!How about we wait until the Mormons come to recruit us, THEN we recruit them into the radical homosexual agenda that is designed to destroy the entire earth, solar system and maybe…just maybe the entire universe!
Poor guy…He is having anxiety. He is anxious. Anxious to meet someone… finally.
I’ve always been curious by the notion of “recruitment”What exactly does recruitment entail? Is there a pamphlet? Has anyone found one of those cheesy 70′s/80′s recruiting videos? Do people turn up at fairs with elaborate slideshows and a list of benefits. Maybe they are setting up boothes in high schools like the Army/Navy/Marines.
If we wanted to learn how to recruit…We would have to start by learning how homo-bigoted churches do it.
So, PDH is a proposed crime?Public Display of Homosexuality is the newest buzzword in crime. The next thing you know, illicit PDH labs will be popping up everywhere, especially in backwoods fholes like Montana (outside the safe metropolis of Missoula, of course).
Thank gawd and jeebus for Ken Petersuk, your defender and mine from this scourge. Protect your kids from the evil recruitment of PDH!!
If we recruit, is there a signing bonus?If so, I never got mine, and I want to be paid, dammit! And do “ex-gays” who become ex-ex-gays qualify? If so, we’ve hit one a very nice way of picking up some supplemental income.
How about we fine eachMormoan who violates the sanctity of our homes, just by knocking on our doors with pamphlets in hand, with a fine of $50K and 5 years in jail, repeat offenders get a $100,000 fine and 10 years with all proceeds going to the Sexual Minority Youth Assistance League?
Why so narrow?Don’t forget Jehovah’s Witnesses.
Montana Women! Join the Sisters of Sappho!You can have orgasms to exhaustion!
You don’t ever have to wake up to a partner whose face gives you abrasions from a days growth of beard ever again.
Be the first one on your block to complain”I’m so tired, I came 18 times last night”
Join the Lesbians!
Be one of the elite women like Ellen, Sappho, Amelia Earhart, Meredith Baxter and so many others who are always so self assured and cool. Why? They’re Lesbians, thats why.
To Rep Peterson:
My name is Maureen Hennessey, I am an attorney,I am a Lesbian. I live in Orange County, New York. File extradition papers immediately, I just knowingly, deliberately and openly violated Montana law by recruiting Montana women.
As far as lesbians are concerned We give out toaster ovens.
^_^
ROFL!Dear Ms. Hennesey…you have outdone yourself. Truly. Thanks for the chuckles. (Pssst…Quick…get thee to a nunnery before the Montana sex possee comes for you).