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Is Mike Huckabee running for president in 2012? Just asking. Right Wing Watch‘s Kyle Mantala heard about Fox giving former Arkansas Governor Mike Huckabee a six-week trial daytime slot. Who does Huck invite on the air?
[W]e can only hope that it follows the pattern of his weekly program in that Huckabee will continue to bring on guests like Tim LaHaye and his wife Beverly, founder of Concerned Women for America, to discuss how President Obama’s “raw socialism” is bringing about the End Times:
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I’m confusedSo, Tim LaHaye is complaining because Obama is bringing about the End Times? I thought Janet Folger WANTED to bring about the End Times…make up your mind!
<<–scratches head….I’m so CONFUSED by these religionists!
A lot of his Republican friendsare going to be going to hell, so that prolly saddens him.
The world ends next yearThe Huckster probably shouldn’t bother running for 2012 since it seems likely he might not be around. According to a report on Pharyngula today, the Rapture is schedule to occur on May 21, 2011 and the world will end on October 21, 2011.
Next summer promises to be a very enjoyable one for us heathens.
World EndingInteresting Read, not too long either:
http://www.dailykos.com/story/…
End times?Well, holy crap, it looks like Tim LaHaye is living in his own personal End Times, Obama or not. He looks like he could keel over at any moment.
It would be nice if the Apocalyptionists could keep their stories straightBut then, consistency has never been one of the (many) vices induldged by the Talibangelicals.
And anyway, I have it on good authority that the Book of Revelations was a first-hand account and not a prophecy: the End of It All already took place, on time and under budget, about 1800 years ago.
If the arrival of the End Timesmeans we won’t have to listen the the likes of LaHaye and Huckabee anymore, I’d be tempted to say BRING ‘EM ON!–except for one thing. In Left Behind, LaHaye assures us that in heaven everyone will wear no clothing. I can’t tell you how horrific I find the prospect of having to spend eternity looking at Tim LaHaye and Mike Huckabee’s naked bodies. (Now, if he meant that as a description of hell, it would make perfect sense.)
Oh those wacky fundiesThe really hilarious thing is when you get the fundie Rapture crowd that’re also secretly afraid of all the 2012 BS (despite it being a “heathen” thing). It’s like a double scoop of crazy!
If South Park was rightOnly the Mormons are going to heaven anyway. But those young missionaries are pretty hot if you’re at all into twinks.
OprahOprah’s show also goes off the air in 2011!
Coincidence?!
Yeah… pretty much!
Holy Crap!If that’s true, I need to start sinning like a mofo!
No one wants to see me naked. Trust me on that. Heaven would be heaven with my bare butt hanging out.
Bugger!“Heaven would be NO heaven…” That is!
I blame Obama for my typo, him and his raw socialism!
flogging his booksLaHaye is co-author of the Left Behind series (left behind as in not Raptured, not left behind as in his butt sinister, silly). Nothing like talking it up to perk up sales.
The President is no socialistHe is not even close to being a New Deal Democrat.
He is just slightly to the left of Herbert Hoover, to the right of Richard Nixon.
Further, I am a Socialist and I have never seen the President at our teas, brunches or sabotage events