Oral Roberts, founder of the school that bears his name, passed away. The press release is excerpted below.
Dr. Oral Roberts, a legendary evangelist who rose from humble beginnings to become one of the most influential Christian leaders of the 20th century, died today in Newport Beach, Calif., due to complications from pneumonia. His son, Richard, and daughter, Roberta, were at his side. The founder of Oral Roberts Evangelistic Association and Oral Roberts University was 91.
There will be a private family internment. Arrangements for a public memorial service in Tulsa are pending and will be announced soon.“Oral Roberts was the greatest man of God I’ve ever known,” Richard Roberts said. “A modern-day apostle of the healing ministry, an author, educator, evangelist, prophet, and innovator, he was the only man of his generation to build a worldwide ministry, an accredited university, and a medical school.“Beloved husband, father, grandfather and great-grandfather, he was not only my earthly father; he was my spiritual father and mentor. The last member of his generation in the Roberts family, he had a passion to bring healing to the sick.“His name is synonymous with miracles. He came along when many in Christendom did not believe in the power of God and His goodness. Oral Roberts was known for sayings such as ‘God Is a Good God,’ ‘Expect a Miracle,’ ‘Release Your Faith,’ and ‘Plant Your Seed for a Harvest.’“The Bible teaches that when a Christian dies, he or she is instantly transferred into the presence of God. The past few months, my father has talked about going home to be with the Lord on a daily basis. He has run his race and finished his course. Now he is in heaven, and we as Christians have the Bible promise
Roberts may be best known for his controversial fundraising. During one drive in 1987, Roberts announced to a television audience that God would "call him home" unless he raised $8 million by March.
In later years, his school was rocked by a sex scandal of biblical proportions when former ORU President Richard Roberts was involved in a sex and money laundering flap. And this came out about Richard Roberts' wife:
• A longtime maintenance employee was fired so that an underage male friend of Mrs. Roberts could have his position.
• Mrs. Roberts – who is a member of the board of regents and is referred to as ORU's "first lady" on the university's Web site – frequently had cell-phone bills of more than $800 per month, with hundreds of text messages sent between 1 a.m. to 3 a.m. to "underage males who had been provided phones at university expense."
• The university jet was used to take one daughter and several friends on a senior trip to Orlando, Fla., and the Bahamas. The $29,411 trip was billed to the ministry as an "evangelistic function of the president."
• Mrs. Roberts spent more than $39,000 at one Chico's clothing store alone in less than a year, and had other accounts in Texas and California. She also repeatedly said, "As long as I wear it once on TV, we can charge it off." The document cites inconsistencies in clothing purchases and actual usage on TV.
• Mrs. Roberts was given a white Lexus SUV and a red Mercedes convertible by ministry donors.
• University and ministry employees are regularly summoned to the Roberts' home to do the daughters' homework.
• The university and ministry maintain a stable of horses for exclusive use by the Roberts' children.
• The Roberts' home has been remodeled 11 times in the past 14 years.
It's sad that this sleaze grabbed the most headlines during the twilight years of the pastor.But what did Oral say about sex and homosexuality? Look below the fold.
Melissa at Shakesville transcribed a no-longer available YouTube of Oral's views. I did manage to find it though.
We men want to take a woman in our arms, and a girl wants to take a man in her arms, and, pretty soon, we want to take 'em to bed with us! Go on—go over there and touch it! Put your arms around her. Put your hand on her breast. See how far you can take your hand. See how far she'll let you go. Go ahead, girl—touch him at the most sensitive part of his body.There is one place in the woman's body and one place in the man's body that creates multiplication. There're not two, there're not three, there're not four places, there're not ten places—there is one place, in the woman's vagina and the man's male organ. There's only one place in the woman's body where the male organ was designed to penetrate—the vagina!
Only one organ made to bring forth life—it's the male organ. It's not in lesbianism for the tongue of a female goes into the vagina of another female. It's not in the male where the male organ goes into the part of the, of the body where the, the waste matter comes out of the body, the poison, and he penetrates that part of the body in homosexuality. It's not to be put into the mouth of the man, or the mouth of the man or the woman on the male organ! It is the male organ penetrating the vagina of the woman—the male and the female!
He says look at the orifices of the body, the openings in the body. Certainly you can't put it, put the male organ or the tongue in the eye. Maybe touch the ear. Certainly not in the orifices of the nose, or the navel. But there are a couple of three other places. There's the mouth. There's the anus, where the poisons of the body are excreted, you can put it there. They didn't know how to handle it! There was a FIRE that rose up in them; they didn't know how to CONTAIN, and everybody KNOWS when the sexual arousal reaches a certain point, the person goes INSANE!
A bull after a cow in the heat, if he cannot reach the cow, and there's a barbed wire fence between them, will go through the barbed wire and cut himself to pieces in order to impregnate that cow! I, I, I's raised on a farm. I SAW it. Men and women go WILD—and then when it's perverted, and when it comes homosexuality, it's not only WILD, it is INSANE! And the heat becomes so intense, the sexual heat becomes so INTENSE, the male organ doesn't want the vagina of the woman, but to turn that person over and to enter into the rear where the poison comes out, and it keeps coming out until they develop AIDS with no immunity against disease, and they D-I-E, they die!
[exasperated sigh] God made the female breasts, young man—what's wrong with you handling it, fondling it? Oh, sure, you're married to this girl, you're married to this man, but awww, come on now, let's have a good time. Somebody go get a six pack. Bring in some bourbon. Uhhh, pick up the phone and send in a couple call girls. I go to church, too, but, uh, you know, it didn't make me queer. Well, I wouldn't buy that 100%. [aside] Um, please erase that from the tape, uh, I didn't—let's edit that out, will ya?
[clears throat] The only way you ever become one flesh is when the male organ penetrates the woman's vagina. The only place, the only organs that can come together in completeness is the male organ and the vagina of the woman and they become one—and if you interrupt that in any way, you become adulterous, or a fornicator, or a homosexual. And you introduce a foreign subject; you've adulterated. And if in your SEXUALITY you're outside of marriage with it, and you do anything with marriage outside of the male organ penetrating the vagina, you're outside creation.
Don't have to wait to get married to have intercourse. You don't have to have sexual relations only with your wife or your husband. You can go outside and you can get it all. You don't have to use only the male organ or the vagina of the woman; you can use your tongue, you can use other things, you can use other orifices of the body; you can pervert it—you can pervert EVERYTHING! Man, I got a quick fix. I can gitcha there NOW. I can satisfy you—I can set you, your impulses on FIRE. I can make your senses VIBRATE. I can let ya lay hands on everything that came in the world to get delivered to you now. Now, folks, that tastes good, that feels good; I can't tell ya how good that feels and how good that tastes…



• A longtime maintenance employee was fired so that an underage male friend of Mrs. Roberts could have his position.
45 Comments



WOWNow I know why he was named Oral!! Sounds like he had a gigantic boner writing that sermon!
We deserve a break todayand we got it…
Oh. My. Yord.Rest in peace, dude. Seriously.
Another piece of shit6 feet under. Thank you pneumonia.
“the male organ”lol, he can say VAGINA but not PENIS. why, too sacred?
Billy Joel said it bestOnly the good die young.
Lurleenhe acts like it has its own will or something. What a fucktard.
My kingdomfor the person who can provide an image of “Fundamentally Oral Bill The Cat”!
While I’m not gleefullike I was when Falwell died, excuse me if I don’t shed a tear.
What a pervert!The part about the male organ only entering the female organ must have been to create more donors $$$,ops I mean babies.
RIH .. rot in helland can ya send for pat robertson soon?
Ain’t that the truth!
As tbaxfer says, no glee here……but not worth shedding a tear over.
I think in the beginning, Roberts probably meant well, but money corrupts, and it got progressively worse in the ministry overall. First Oral started with the strange fund raising appeals, and then son Richard and his wife just took the extravagance right on over the top. We see this pattern over and over as these ministries (cults) of personality get richer.
And obviously, Roberts and crew were certainly evangelical and conservative in their views, including their take on homosexuality. At the same time, I just don’t really recall either of them getting overly involved in politics, so I think he gets some credit there.
Was he auditioning for porn?I have to admit, I didn’t watch the video (I couldn’t stand listening to him years ago when my mother forced me to,) so I read the transcript, and it sure as hell sounded to me like he was auditioning for Oral Robert…..(minus the s in Roberts)
No, he just paved the way for the ones we’re stuck with today….….Pat Robertson, Rick Warren, Buddy Boy Donnie, etc. etc. etc.
and it keeps coming out until they develop AIDS with no immunity against disease, and they D-I-E, they die! http://www.sledporn.com/osComm…
Lost among the denials of Time ….
…is that he had an older gay son, Ronald, who committed suicide…shooting himself in the heart.
Roberts vied with Billy Graham for the title of first successful “televangelist” far enough back that the closest ministers ever came to talking about gays was the occasional opaque reference to the “sins of Sodom & Gomorrah.” Unlike Graham, Roberts rose to fame for dramatic “faith healings” during his traveling tent revivals. My paralyzed father was one of those who did not walk again after Roberts laid his hands on him.
The father of a close friend worked in a Tulsa post office years ago. Time after time they’re employee toilet was clogged. Finally, the underground pipes were dug up in which were discovered hundreds/thousands of feces and urine soaked envelopes addressed to Roberts that some employee[s] had been flushing down the toilet.
Giving a new spin to “neither snow nor sleet nor dark of night,” the post office called Roberts office and his representatives, knowing that untold amounts of human cash and checks were to be expected among the human excrement, hauled it off to their HQ.
Oh my GodI had no idea.
I always feel terrible for those poor lgbt kids who were unfortunate enough to grow up in an evangelical family. Coming from a liberal protestant family, I didn’t face half of those problems, and I always kind of knew that I would get acceptance if I ever came out (and I did).
I don’t believe in hell (and I’m still unsure about God), but I hope that if he has gone to God/Goddess, he is confronting those people for whom he has caused such pain, including his son.
I’ve met several graduates of ORU over the years,and they all told me, quite unanimously and without any prompting from me, that Richard Roberts has a little “Ted Haggard problem” of his own. He’s strictly a top, so they claim. Feh!
now if only…that guy jebus would call Pat Robertson home, right along with that crazy nutjob from Westboro Baptist Church.
Fun With Real AudioAnyone remember those SNL features where they take speach or audio from a prominent person like a politician and put the cartoon in front of it?
For some reason I can totally see that with this speach. Ha!
Damn!No, I don’t remember him being overly political but…damn, that’s a mighty lusty sermon (leaving aside all the AIDS talk)
My prayers were answered!
Many thanks, DR- my hero!
(Sorry- tried to bring the image up bigger, but couldn’t… )
Penguin Lust! Nothing but urges from HELL!!!!!
I have a memory about himI seem to remember him babbling something about an 800 foot high image of Jesus telling him to raise money for something. Hmmm. That’s 80 stories high.
You’d think a family member or loyal staffperson would have suggested his doctor check his meds or find out what he’d been smoking. Clearly he was delusional for a long time. But apparently, because his word was considered unquestionable, everyone around him just went along with it.
I also find it questionable when the sons of these TV fundraising guru’s (Falwell and Graham are other examples), take over what turns out to be the “family business,” and a highly profitable one at that.
What about Don Wildmon at AFA? Last I heard he was at death’s door and now his son seems to be running the show. Has he croaked yet?
And that, folks……is why we preacher types call it “homo-letics.”
the Hour of Glower, with Fundamentally Oral!That was one of the best storylines in the strip!
sidebarIt may be apocryphal, but I remember a poll in California in the early ’60′s, “What do you think of Oral Roberts?” Supposedly, 42% thought it should be legal between consenting adults.
Sic transit gloria mundi.
There was a joke along those lines tooMy dad would tell it in his barbershop when there were no ladies or kids present (except me, of course).
When Fred Phelps dies, I want to get a couple of busloadsof LGBTs and go protest his funeral. See how his family will like signs that say “Phelps is in HELL”.
reverenceTo speak the name of deity is to invite the deity
Does this mean Jesus will be receiving Oral?n/t
My first words when I heard -“Another One Bites the Dust”
DAMN!If that mess wasn’t coming from his warped mouth, it could almost be a turn on with all that talk about tongues and vaginas. O.o If I was a kid listening to a sermon like that, I would have been squirming from those mental images and um…in a good way too.
I tell you, these people are FAR more perverted than anything any of us gay folk could dream up!
i’m sure his church had a great big organ, and it had an endowmentHe seemd to obsess on that, judging by the rant that Melissa posted here. I just wonder what it “sounded” like with the diapason, oboe and celeste stops full out.
EWWW I don’t think soOral might not have gotten past St. Peter. (no pun intended, stop giggling in the back of the class)
Auto-TuneI remember those. I think this speech desperately needs to be auto-tuned. House Mix!
Ever better. A 900 foot JesusOral’s “vision” to sucker the money for this monstrosity.
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O_O
Dena
P.S. Speaking of which…
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Holy moly.That sermon was HAWT.
I will meet you there
Yes he’s “Gone Home” Alright
Excuse Me For A Minute*Does happy dance!!!*
Good riddance, ya sex-obsessed kook!
Meant well?!How on earth can you think someone this obviously fraudulent meant well? Roberts’ wildly profitable faith healing scam was debunked repeatedly, starting as long ago as the 1960s, but he just kept plugging away at it, because he knew he had the First Amendment for cover. Do you think Bernie Madoff meant well too?
The news about Falwellactually corresponded to a really awesome time when I was first dating my wifey. I got to tell her the news when I found out and we had a lovely celebration.
A note about “personality cult” ministries-Who the hell names a supposedly God-driven university after themselves? Oral Roberts, Bob Jones, hell, even Brigham Young… so pathetic.
Reading the transcript did one thing for meIt turned me off Hetro sex FOREVER.
Dena