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Only in bible-beating America can such hypocrisy and batsh*ttery be married in one insane statement. Rep. Jason Chaffetz (R-UT) for the win with this bold career advice for Carrie “XXX” Prejean:
[Carrie] has the ability to draw crowds and if she has a strong message to go with that, who knows what she can do? She has star power which can open doors.
We’ve all made mistakes when we were 17. [The sex tape] is going to be an impediment, but people are excited about her convictions and her beliefs.
Let the advice in comments begin.
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So wrong in so many waysFirst, she was not 17 when the videos were made…she would like people to think that, but it is not true.
Second, she may want to be a role model, but making 15 or 30 of these videos should exclude her from being a role model.
Third, has Chaffetz been sniffing her fingers?
HAHAHAHA, Go for it, This would be fucking hilarious. And if she did win, Any bets on how long before the first sex scandal involving her and another republican representative would take?
Do you think Wendy Vitter would allow Diaper Dave be anywhere near her?
She has a MUCH more promising careerin remakes of Divinyls’ classic “I Touch Myself”, Cyndi Lauper’s “She Bop” or even J Geils Band’s “Centerfold”, imo.
Palin/Prejean 2012Dem’s motto for them: ”We can only hope”
Answer:Before the first vote is cast, including absentee!
New nickname and slogan:
Look on the bright sideIf she runs, and if she actually gets elected, could she possibly be any worse than what we’ve got already–Michelle Bachmann, Virginia Foxx, Louie Gohmert or, for that matter, Jason Chaffetz? There are days, more and more frequently, when the United States congress looks like a dumping ground for ninnies, feebs and mental defectives of every description. I’m guessing Carrie would feel right at home. Hmmm…maybe Carrie and Jason could mate and produce their own little Know-Nothing Party.
And don’t forget that great song from HELLO, DOLLY! “I Put My Hand In”
I rememberthe Democrats saying pretty much that same thing about Ronald Reagan. Like the man said, be careful what you wish for.
Chaffetz perfect example of menHaving 2 heads and only enough blood for one to function at a time.
Those who favor Carrie are straight men, but if a hot guy was a celeb, I could see gay men saying almost as stupid a comment for their political future.
Well, it is unusual..but as far as I know she’s a repub without convictions.
Maybe a traffic ticket or two, but no actual convictions.
Yet.
I dunno who’s worse…Palin
Prejean
Bachman
or mydunce, Bobby (Boehner foot kisser) Latta
I hear she’s going to do a remake of The Who’s “Pictures of Lily”
It fits…She’ll have no problem fitting in with the other “family values” politicians.
I see her career more in D-list Horror MoviesThe first screaming girl running in high heels, dead in 5 minutes. She’s too long in the tooth for Girls gone Wild.
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We’ve all made mistakes when we were 17Uh, “we all” didn’t play twat-guitar in front of a camera and recorded it when we were 17, nor did “we all” send a bunch of them to a person we only met in person once in our lives either.
“We all” are much smarter than to applaud self-made child pornography (depending on which state she lived at the time), unlike this pervert Jason Chaffetz.
On top of thatshe wasn’t seventeen. She was twenty.
Or Dave Stewart/Candy Dulfer“Lily Was Here”
strong message, indeedMethinks Mr. Chaffetz is just buttering her up for a sneak peek at that steamy tape she made.
So Chaffetz is saying Carrie made CHILD PORN!?!If she made porno tapes at 17, that makes it child pornography.
Shouldn’t he be calling the FBI rather than recommending her for office?
Since nobody has seen these tapes, I think a full investigation is truly warranted.
Caption for Picture…....Yes,Yes We’ve all made mistakes when we were 17. [The sex tape] is going to be an impediment, but people are excited about her convictions and her beliefs. Now if you’ll excuse me I’ve got to go take care of this Boner”……SNARK…Unbeleivable,but beleiveable.
big difference.reagan could string two thoughts together, neither of the p-p ladies can.
I Knowbut the republicans and so-called “christians” keep insisting she was 17.
And you know what? If they want to insist she was 17, fine – in that case, they’re applauding child pornography.
Bring THAT fact up to them, and see how quickly they change the story to her TRUE age of when those films and pictures were taken.
To scare them even more, if they’re quick to get ahold of those videos (and being the pervs they are, they will get ahold of them), they’d be admitting to having child pornography on their computers.
NOW will they say she’s 17 or in her 20′s?
Wanna bet that Chaffetz has?
Wanna bet that Chaffetz has?
Repeatedly?
so true….at 17, i was trying to be as inconspicuous as possible so that i wouldn’t get beat up. baring my titties to whoever wanted to look at them and sending out masturbation vids to myspace tricks on the side wasn’t exactly my–or anybody’s, for that matter–cup of tea.
let’s also not forget that this teenaged soft-core porn slut claims that she is against gay marriage “because that’s how she was raised”. if her beliefs and actions stem from what her parents told her, then i think we can safely assume they also told her that acting like a dirty skank would get her far in life.
and this isn’t the first time we’ve heard it, and not the last time we’re going to hear it, the “but, but…we ALL made mistakes at 17**!!”. no, we didn’t. so what exactly are THOSE people trying to hide?
**she was actually 20 and it was 2 years ago.
Yes, she was 20 … going on 15… But I just wanted to say,… good one, but don't hold back, next time Matt, let us know what you really think.
Nope, QScribe…. it’s just All in the FAMILY…. completely bought andpaid for by corporate Theofascist egoists.
Bush couldn’t..and he still got elected. Twice (although admittedly the first time was almost definitely election fraud).
“20 … going on 15… “C’mon…
We know her IQ.
What was her age?
Dr. Elders said itMasturbation is good for you.
Maybe Miss Jugs-For-Jesus can get Dr. Elders to be her campaign manager.
Carrie’s QualificationsWell, maybe Carrie has some qualifications we’re just not seeing.
We’ve learned from her tapes that she really knows how to put herself out there for her constituents. Not a bad quality in a legislator, is it?
And her fingers surely know how to be busy, so she can type and file–roles she evidently doesn’t hesitate to have, as a submissive Christian woman.
Keep it Klassy, Karrie!Run, Carrie, run! Maybe one day when you’ve exhausted whatever legitimacy the radical right still places upon you, you’ll win that coveted “Hustler” or “Penthouse” cover. I would have also mentioned “Playboy”, but they may be too high-class for you these days.
Levi Johnston v. Carrie Prejeanpetey that was just so WRONG that you went there.
Levi Johnston v. Carrie Prejean anyone?
Yeah, Levi gets my vote.
“Hustler” or “Penthouse”?At this point they’re too high-class for her. I mean, they have standards too…
Yes!2012 – 2014 1/2
If Jesus appeared in a sex tape…If Jesus appeared in a sex tape, these bigots will still follow Him.
I saw you drooling over Levi elsewhere…..you dogGive him a few years, then he might grow into something drool worthy. I wasn’t attracted to chicken….even when I was chicken…(sometime BC.)
Carrie vs a bag of rocks
rocks gets my vote
i actually think bush was a very good speech readerand so it wasn’t until after he was elected that it became so clear that he was a word burper when left to his own devices. i will never forget the blinding contrast of bush and blair standing next to each other and extemporizing after 9/11. blair is gifted in that regard. bush, i need not tell you, is simply frightful.