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Kate and I married in 2004; we forgot to crack open The Homosexual Agenda in order to get with the marriage-destroying program…dammit, look it’s right here:
6:00 am Gym
8:00 AM Breakfast
9:00 AM Hair appointment
10:00 AM Shopping
12:00 PM Brunch
2:00 PM (Here’s the really important part)1) Assume complete control of the US Federal, State and local Governments as well as all other national governments
2) Recruit all straight youngsters to our debauched lifestyle
3) Destroy all healthy heterosexual marriages
4) Replace all school counselors in grades K-12 with agents of Colombian and Jamaican drug cartels
5) Establish planetary chain of “homo breeding gulags” where over -medicated imprisoned straight women are turned into artificially impregnated baby factories to produce prepubescent love slaves for our devotedly pederastic gay leadership
6) Bulldoze all houses of worship
7) Secure total control of the INTERNET and all mass media for the exclusive use of child pornographers.2:30 PM Get Forty Winks of Beauty Rest to prevent facial wrinkles from stress of world conquest
4:00 PM Cocktails
6:00 PM Light Dinner
8:00 PM Theater
11:00 PM Bed
Media Matters brings you that sad state of Crazy Pat’s mind from the October 20 edition of Christian Broadcasting Network’s The 700 Club:
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Here’s the kickerHe really does believe it — and as a result, so do many, many other people.
That is, they are fearful, and, a a result, those of us who do want to get married, really are lying in their eyes, creating a division of disbelief.
And, therefore, anything you say regarding it is a lie as well, and you are now lying deceitful scumbags, building one on the other.
This is why you cannot use logical arguments against these things — it is, in the end, a question of how people feel, and the only way you can triumph is to make them feel differently.
The efforts should not go to addressing and highlighting such bigots — they will never change, never believe otherwise.
Then again, what do I know, right?
poor patthey’re so offended at being the majority cultural force in our society? geez, louise!
I wanted to get marriedand travelled far to do just that with my beloved.
I didn’t look at the political ramifications fo a declaration of our love, an outward sign affirming our devotion.
I failed to consider the cultural impact of our quiet ceremony wuith friends and family at Niagara on the Lake.
Either the Reverend Robertson is wrong from ignorance or he is wrong from a more sinister and hateful intent.
I KNEW we were forgetting something!Married since February and still haven’t seen to our beastly obligation of tearing down the institution from the inside. You just can’t count on those evil gays for anything, can you Pat?
Nope, hasn’t worked yet….39 years and still going…. some days more smoothly than others…But that is the better or worse part.
Ignorance and…a lack of willing empathy.
Which I sorta kinda consider the core of evil, and which my religious beliefs hold to be a most grievous sin…
Actually, he canHe can count on them to provide a compelling boogeyman for his fearmongering to his supporters, generating the revenue to keep himself in style and provide wealth generation.
When is God going to call this old fart home?His 18th century view of the world has worn out its welcome.
Your hair only takes an hour?I am TOTALLY switching to braids.
If you can’t laugh at this garbage, you’re going to cry…
So who destroyed his co-host’s marriage, then?The co-host of this segment, Kristi Watts, is divorced. According to the link below, her husband left her shortly after their 6-month anniversary.
http://www.tangle.com/view_vid…
So, did her marriage fall apart because of all the gays getting married? I’d really like her to answer that question. While devout, she comes across as a very genuine person, so I’m greatly disappointed that she would just sit there while Pat shovels out this crap… then add a punctuation at the end!
I guess it’s okay to express compassion learned from personal experience only if it doesn’t interfere with your pocketbook.
is it 4 pm …yet?If you listen carefully you can hear Pat’s arteries hardening…miserable old F*CK!
“I don’t think ‘Christians’ really love GodI think they’re just trying to destroy what we have in true ChristianityTM (that would be Roman Catholicism).”
I love how heretics lecture me about morality and the need to “protect marriage.” Pat, honey, do you know that your political allies in the Roman Catholic Church think you’re a fornicator because your sexual relationship was not consecrated by a priest? Yeah, didn’t think so.
And where, exactly, do these people think LGBT people came from, outer space? Let’s take a virtual show of hands of how many LGBT people have straight, married couples among their friends and family members.
Wait, let me get a count of this….Yep, that would be 100%.
You’re good if you can do all that in 30 min…I was figuring that it would take at least an hour or more.
Why is that hateful chunk of fecal matterstill spouting garbage that has no basis in fact. Oh yes he has to shill the cloud daddy myth to maintain his wealth. And I’m sure he can see there is money to be made hating lgbt individuals.
oh well there is that.but he’s not really counting on the gays for that, he’s counting on the fear and ignorance of others. if there weren’t gays, he’d find another minority to Demonize For Dollars.
his ratings are probably downFox Nooz is way ahead of his outfit in the Nielsens, I bet, as well as in decibel level and craziness (see, e.g., the transcendental craziness levels attained by Glenn Beck).
Let me get this straight…
You are disappointed in the behavior of anyone who would willingly share a couch with Pat Robertson?!
Get with it!Come on, Pam, get with the program! You’re slacking!
By the way, I am convinced that you secretly destroyed my happy heterosexual marriage by sending telepathic vibes of dissonance between me and my ex husband back in the early 1990′s. Yep, I’m sure that was your fault all the way!
Can’t teach an old dog new tricksHe’ll continue to trot out the godless secular humanist homo fag meme. Run 15 seconds of video footage of gay men kissing and drag queens dancing at a pride festival. That’s guaranteed to scare grandma into ponying up her grocery money.
Pat doesn’t mind if old ladies eat cat food for supper.
Pat looks like bloody hellHe’s decaying before our eyes, like the monster at the end of a cheap horror movie. If only we could get to the last reel…!
What about…Pam, you forgot promoting bestiality. Maybe you could cut your brunch short.
Yes!And the sad thing is that this man is a multi-millionaire and could run both his univ… um, I mean indoctrination camp and his med…. um, I mean propaganda channel for years!
Not to mention the fact this BOB has a freaking diamond mine in Nigeria and tried to use political pressure on the Bushies to lay off on the dictator who was running the joint!
Eighteenth?Try Third or Fourth, Clark!
He may be “contemporary” enough to allow women into his indoctrination camps, but his law students are so poorly educated, they’ve been literally laughed out of federal law offices because they couldn’t write proper briefs. Yet they were perfect to that incompetent fool and Bush toady Alberto Gonzales’ so-called “Justice” Department.
can someone send me the booklet in going about destroying heterosexual marriage i want to be part of the action too…
What about us godless secular humanist hetero allies, who think that people should be able to marry whoever the heck it is they love, and have the exact same rights as the Hubster and I have?
not that facts matter with someone like pat, but…marriage happened in IA and MA because of court rulings, not legislative votes. but i guess anyone who would send pat money is even more dottery than he is, so never mind.
love his doo wop girl, slathering on the attitude like make-up on tammy fay. bet she makes pat feel like he’s not a bigot, just having her brown self standing there propping up his schtick, and gives him a boner to boot.
LMAO
Was there a ventilator nearby?Honestly, was he breathing when he was doing that segment? Or is someone behind him pulling a string like they do with a ventriloquist dummy?