As you all know, Keith Bardwell is still smarting for being called a racist for refusing to marry an interracial couple. He strenuously denied that he was racist, saying the fact he lets negroes use the bathroom in his house is proof positive of his open heart. And so he also refuses to step down, even after being called to do so by Governor Bobby Jindal and Sen. Mary Landrieu. Notably, Republican Senator David Vitter apparently didn’t release a statement to USA Today.

Keith Bardwell’s comments to reporters follows calls for his ouster by Louisiana Republican Gov. Bobby Jindal and Democratic Sen. Mary Landrieu.

“Everybody hates me,” he tells reporters. “Really. I don’t know why. I treat people, I figure, equal. I have one problem with mixed marriages and that is the offspring.”

Asked if he is “racist,” Bardwell replies: “Absolutely not.

My definition of a racist is to hate black people, or treat black people different that anybody else,” he says.

Perhaps he has a different dictionary than we do.

Moving right along to another case of denial, this time anti-Semitism, we feature famed Irish tenor Ronan Tynan, who is well-known for singing at Yankee games. He seems to have a very narrow view about what kind of “Jew humor” isn’t offensive.

Tynan, famous for belting out “God Bless America” at Yankee games, ran into a friend of his, a real estate broker, while he was showing apartments in his building to a pediatrician named Gabrielle Gold-von Simson.

“Don’t worry, they are not Red Sox fans,” the broker reportedly said. “I don’t care about that, as long as they are not Jewish,” Tynan replied.

That line might – might – have been funny if delivered as schtick by the likes of Jackie Mason, Mel Brooks or Larry David. But Dr. Gold-von Simson, distinctly unamused, complained to her broker and reported the exchange to WNBC-TV.

The Yankees cancelled Tynan’s scheduled Friday appearance at the American League playoffs.

I’m not anti-Semitic and I have never been in my life,” Tynan protested, calling the incident “something misfortunate, I was too stupid with my mouth.”

Hmm. You mean the signals from his brain got scrambled on the way to his KKK tongue and mouth? How come that doesn’t happen when he goes to sing “God Bless America”? He apologized, btw, and it was accepted by Dr. Gold-von Simson.

I guess we can put these two on the shelf with the teabagger who said he can’t be racist because he helped out black Boy Scouts once or because they gave mouth-to-mouth to a black NBA player 20 years ago.