Divine intervention
Junior Samples rose from the grave to burn some books?
Wow………………

He probably thinks that the Dead Sea Scrolls should be burned.

Oh godI SOOO wanna go! It’d be fun to totally fuck with them.

Well, I’m all for getting rid of the damned Bible,so this may make a good start.  Here’s hoping.

“Television Is The Monster Of Hell”These guys must have a helluva acid dealer!

InterestingIn 1631, a published version of the King James Bible, of which there are eleven known copies remaining (one in Branson, Missouri, and another in the New York Public Library).
Now, keeping in mind that Pastor Grizzard believes that it is the “preserved, inspired, inerrant and infallible word of God”, I wonder if he would continue to make such a claim on reading Exodus 20:14 from it.
Therein, this King James Bible says:

14 Thou shalt commit adultery.

Which is, in part, why it is so valuable a book (a copy was offered publicly last year for about 90K).

Jethro looks like a Rhodes scholar

jumping the shark, and Jonah too“I believe the King James version is God’s preserved, inspired, inerrant and infallible word of God.”
Cool, I didn’t know that Jesus talked like Hamlet, or that a fairy like King James I could produce the Original Bible For All Time. The punch line here is that they didn’t get the memo: the Conservative Movement is re-writing the Bible because the Bible is too liberal.
http://www.conservapedia.com/C…
So much for biblical inerrancy. So it’s only logical that Bible believers are burning Bibles. Dear Jesus, start the Rapture now, get them out of here!
That’s a lot of shibboleth.

To KatRoseYou made my day!

Blue in NCI made this for another thread, but I thought it was interesting to reference here.  The center of NC is solid Blue with Chapel Hill, Durham, & Raleigh & their counties making up the triangle, there is a little blue countyage & cityage off to the right, and basically the only blue you can’t see off to the left is Asheville.

I tried to go to their websiteI wanted to give them a piece of my mind, so I looked them up ( http://amazinggracebaptistchur… ) and lo and behold, the site which was running very slowly yesterday is now in “system reserve”:
http://host.anchorwebhost.com/…
This Web Site is in System Reserve.

It’s so great…… to know that God hates the same people you do.  Makes things so much more convenient.

Can I help?I’d love to burn me some bibles, and since the Poop and Rick Warren aren’t exactly fans of mine, I wouldn’t mind wiping my ass with their books too. Hey, it’s the Christian thing to do!

He looks to me likehe could be the father of that kid pissed at obama for stealing his snuff.

Burn baby burn!I guess burning Harry Potter books isnt cool enough anymore so they had to move on to actual bibles…

Roadtrip!

I only hope the copies of Malkin and Palin books get there on time

that crazy shmuck Pastor Steven L. Anderson (who prays Obama dies)Made a big deal of being a Baptist congregation thet ONLY used the King James Version, Shlafly’s Conserv-a-Bible uses King Jame Version as their base to write all the effeminate phrases from the bible….how BUTCH, for that self loathing “OUTED” queer Schlafly.

Let’s throw the Christians to the lions……again.
(Uh, you do realize I’m  being sarcastic.)

I hope they go door to door asking for all those Satanic copies – and how funnythat they justified it with that passage from Acts – which is actually talking about burning the ledger books from where they had ripped off their brethren through dishonest practices(with a Southern Baptist preacher for an uncle, some of us actually read the book for self-defense)

Segregate the other booksI wonder if they will have a separate (but equal) fire for nonreligious books at this infernaria.

Hey, a good idea is a good idea. n/t

Don’t blame the messenger!Hi obviously is the product of a poor education system.  You all should be knocking the State of North Carolina for failing in educating their children.
(And until they do improve their education system, their U.S. Senators should not be allowed to vote on issues affecting the rest of the Country!)

That explains a lot!Like Mark Sanford, John Ensign, David Vitter, and all those other “Christians” who are having so much trouble keeping it in their pants and honoring their marriage vows. They’re just obeying the “preserved, inspired, inerrant, and infallible word of God,” according to Grizzard.
Thanks, dyssonance.
And like others here, it bothers me not one whit that they are burning their own books, rather than Harry Potter, or the Koran, or the Bhagavadgita, or the Talmud, or the Upanishads, the Veda, or Witches, Midwives and Nurses, or The Feminist Book of Lights and Shadows, or the U.S. Constitution with the Bill of Rights, or Heather Has Two Mommies, or …
Interesting that this comes so soon after Banned Books Week.
Astra Borealis
 

Be sure to crash the partyand bring copies

OH, the irony

A Baptist Church near Asheville, N.C., is hosting a “Halloween book burning” to purge the area of “Satan’s” works, which include all non-King James versions of the Bible, popular books by many religious authors and even country music.

But they choose to leave the version alone that was commissioned by the biggest queen in British history. lol

I pray for the Deity’s sense of ironyTo have a large ember or some such to travel from the bonfire to their church’s roof and burn the place down.  Their kind of bigotry is too egregious to go unpunished.

Take a coffee table sized Bible to throw on the fire

HmmmmmI wonder if JuniorBubbaBillyJoeBob knows that rabbits don’t chew cud, but is the reason why they’re on the non-Kosher lis…. oh, that’s right, BillyJoe-BobBubbaJunior doesn’t use the OT until he needs to justify bashing TLBgs, keepin’ his wimminfolk barefoot, pregnant and ignorant, and keepin’ them uppity negras in their natural place!

Looking backI remember an olllllllld episode of The Waltons where one of the ladies was an immigrant from Germany.
The episode was just before WW2, and the pastor (a pre-Three’s Company John Ritter!) found some books in German he was going to burn, and one of them was a bible, which John-Boy asked the one lady to read.
There’s probably as much of a chance of this lesson to drill into Joe-BobBillyJuniorBubba’s little pea brain than the chance of Pluto orbiting the Earth as a second moon!

They of course”I heard the message to do this directly from God”, Ya, know!I would bet one of them has made the above claim or something close! I wonder if the pastor is going to burn all of his sermons? After all they were not written in the King James Version of the Bible! I wonder if they know when the KJV was written and if they know who actually wrote it? Reverend Regina  

Wonder what they will be wearing?Maybe a pointy white hat and white robe? Oh my, I’m stepping in it now, as they are the only ones going to Heaven! Reverend Regina  

Send them Books of Mormon, Qur’ans, and TalmudsLet these hillbillies p*ss off some major religions