Let’s just say that any and all nut jokes are completely acceptable if this commercial for pistachios starring Levi Johnston starts off with…
“Now Levi Johnston does it with protection.”
Blogwhoring, news links and all other somesuch are welcome.
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| By: Pam Spaulding Monday October 5, 2009 10:00 pm | |
Let’s just say that any and all nut jokes are completely acceptable if this commercial for pistachios starring Levi Johnston starts off with…
“Now Levi Johnston does it with protection.”
Blogwhoring, news links and all other somesuch are welcome.
does he really have his own nametattoed on his arm?
I’m sure Lurleen is writing the post……but let me be the first out of the gate to mention Microsoft’s $100,000 donation to Washington Families Standing Together in this open thread: http://slog.thestranger.com/sl…
That is totally coolHas apple done likewise?
Or are they still running the transphobic ad?
Yes, it showed up in his GQ photoshoot tooI’m not sure when he got it, but perhaps it is what qualifies him as a spokesmodel for nuts?
That’s it?The build up was WAY WAY more than the commercial delivered
thanks for bringing the story over!
did he even graduate high school?if he is milking his 15 minutes of fame as a way to earn cash, that’s fine. but as soon as people loose interest, education should be his plan B.
Perhaps it is so he can remember his nameHe doesn’t strike me as being anywhere near a dim bulb much less a bright one, though I must confess and hate to admit that clean shaven, he’s a very cute stud jock in a “I wouldn’t mind him as my house boy” kind of way.
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Oh wait, he $%&^ed a Palin. Please disregard the last part of the first paragraph.
Has any other teenager in history……made “knocking up the cheerleader” into such a profitable career?
Anyway, cute commercial, with its double pun.
Pistachios?I would have expected bigger nuts, the way this kid stood up to the Palinator…
Off to watch the ad!
HmmWell, we can tell that he can walk and eat at the same time… but apparently speaking and walking together is difficult for this pretty boy.
I’d do him anywayAt least it wasn’t THE Palin, I am willing to look beyond his youthful indiscretions.
With the vice the Palin family had them in, he should be glad for pistachios n/t
It isn’t necessary for him to speakpreferable even.