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Hat tip to Huff Post for this knee-slapper. How on earth does Michele Bachmann stop the draft between her ears?
Last night on the House floor, Rep. Michele Bachmann (R-Minn.) spoke to Congress about “school based health clinics” (SBHC), labeling the clinics discussed in current House health care legislation as “sex clinics.” The conservative congresswoman suggested that if health care reform passes, the nation’s schools might begin offering abortions to students.
“The bill goes on to say what’s going to go on — comprehensive primary health services, physicals, treatment of minor acute medical conditions, referrals to follow-up for specialty care — is that abortion? Does that mean that someone’s 13 year-old daughter could walk into a sex clinic, have a pregnancy test done, be taken away to the local Planned Parenthood abortion clinic, have their abortion, be back and go home on the school bus that night? Mom and dad are never the wiser.”
The legislation doesn’t mention abortion, btw; it’s a figment of her batsh*t imagination. She’s probably still flying high from being named one of the Clare Boothe Luce Policy Institute’s “hot conservative women” for its 2010 calendar.
Can you name all of the [ugh] babes below…?
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Too bad her mother didn’t have an abortion
They will only abort Christian babiesas the doctors will be Islamic Illegal Mexicans with fake Hawaiian birth certificates.
i had an abortion on my way to work today
nice calendar promotion……if “children of the corn” is your fetish. scary!
10 appear to be of breeding age, yet…only one is actually pregnant. Why do the rest hate children?
Who thought that calender would be a good idea?Whenever I hear Ann Coulter say something outrageous, I’m 95% sure she doesn’t believe what’s coming out of her mouth. With Rep. Bachmann, I’m not sure. I don’t want to think that she’s that stupid/crazy but she does seem earnest in her insanity.
I See…..(2) fake knockers/pornstar wannabe.
(3) obvious amphetamines abuser.
(5) 5+ aborted (aka “MURDERED!!”) babies, former welfare fraud queen/now married white and acts shitty towards other blacks.
(6) dried-up ironbox who hates independent women.
(8) big mouth was more useful when her jaws were wired shut last year, wearing something other than that nasty black miniskirt for the first time ever.
(10) Kim Jong Il WITH a penis.
BTW, whoever made this calendar doesn’t know how to count! 12 months, 11 “ladies”.
And notice how the more widely-known yet unsightly conservative women aren’t present: Maggie Gallagher, Janet Folger-Porter, Charla Bansley, etc.
And gay.
“How on earth does Michele Bachmann stop the draft between her ears?”With the rocks in her head?
Hey Minnesota!Not to complain awfully much and certainly not trying to mind your business for you, but ya think MAYBE you could send someone better qualified next go-round?
Like a week old dead cat or something? Instead of the cat’s freshly hatched maggots?
Thanks,
The Rest Of The United States Of America
Methinks her Freudian slip is showingShe really is obsessed with sex, the kinkier and/or more forbidden, the better. And the louder one shrieks about how evil and sinful something is, the more they are trying to convince themselves.
Where’s Maggie?
WhereverHer Husband ISN’T.
HOOT…good one.
‘Nother good one. You guys are ON today.
Mana’sDon’t let your babies grow up to be conservative.
FTW!!!
To answer the “calendar” question……I don’t want to.
As to Bachmann: It’s a good thing she’s in congress… if you or I talked that way out on the streets, we’d be COMMITTED!
NO SARAH PALIN!!!ROTFLMAO…
Well, at least Carrie Prejean is fulfilling her lifelong dream of being someone’s calendar spank materialI give up; WHO is the frizzy-haired nutjob on the very end on the right? I’ve seen her mocked at Sadly, No! before but cannot put a name to her.
**shrug** Oh well. She must not be that important.
It’s too badher father didn’t know enough about sex ed to cover himself.
In the past, people like herwould be indefinitely locked up. Today they’re on our governing body. Fetch my pearls, I need to clutch them.
paranoia sonata in D majorWow, she manages to go from loony to soaring paranoia in less than 60 seconds. A new land speed record.
See the video, it’s really an art form. BTW, was anybody in that hall? Other than the janitor?
These women are SINNING!
..and here’s why (oops hit enter)Deuteronomy 22:5
Choose your translation!
NIV© A woman must not wear men’s clothing, nor a man wear women’s clothing, for the LORD your God detests anyone who does this.
NAS© “A woman shall not wear man’s clothing, nor shall a man put on a woman’s clothing; for whoever does these things is an abomination to the LORD your God.
GWT© A woman must never wear anything men would wear, and a man must never wear women’s clothes. Whoever does this is disgusting to the LORD your God.
KJV The woman shall not wear that which pertaineth unto a man, neither shall a man put on a woman’s garment: for all that do so are abomination unto the LORD thy God.
AKJ The woman shall not wear that which pertains to a man, neither shall a man put on a woman’s garment: for all that do so are abomination to the LORD your God.
ASV A woman shall not wear that which pertaineth unto a man, neither shall a man put on a woman’s garment; for whosoever doeth these things is an abomination unto Jehovah thy God.
BBE It is not right for a woman to be dressed in man’s clothing, or for a man to put on a woman’s robe: whoever does such things is disgusting to the Lord your God.
DRB A woman shall not be clothed with man’s apparel, neither shall a man use woman’s apparel : for he that doeth these things is abominable before God.
DBY There shall not be a man’s apparel on a woman, neither shall a man put on a woman’s clothing; for whoever doeth so is an abomination to Jehovah thy God.
ERV A woman shall not wear that which pertaineth unto a man, neither shall a man put on a woman’s garment: for whosoever doeth these things is an abomination unto the LORD thy God.
WBS A woman shall not wear that which pertaineth to a man, neither shall a man put on a woman’s garment: for all that do so are abomination to the LORD thy God.
WEB A woman shall not wear men’s clothing, neither shall a man put on women’s clothing; for whoever does these things is an abomination to Yahweh your God.
YLT The habiliments of a man are not on a woman, nor doth a man put on the garment of a woman, for the abomination of Jehovah thy God is any one doing these.
ONLY in the conservative BIZARRO universeare Bay Buchanan and Phyliss Schlafely considered calendar worthy models.
if someone spanks the monkey to those hags….they’ve already been doing that filthy habit long enough to go BLIND.
what no Virginia Foxx
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now there’s a gal who can make a man’s putter flutter
oh I have to share a joke we heard in Northern LA from our brother-in-lawa woman goes in to pick up a dress she had dry cleaned.
After she gets her dress and is walking out the door, the dry cleaning cashier says…”come again”
The woman spins on her heels and says, “it was gum this time, ya nosey b*tch!”
Ewwwww…Were I not already gay, that would have turned me.
What a great idea for the next calendar!The entire gaggle, fighting for space on a fainting couch…
Tell God to get outta our closets!If I wear Charlie’s stuff and he mine, it’s certainly NONE of the Almighty’s beeswax.
Nosy old fart.
Argh!
“Put ‘em in miniskirts, unbuttons them tops to their navels, and put them on the air! ARGHHHHHH!“
Anyone who’d tap that fossil Phyliss Schlafely should be branded a necrophile
It would have helped…if El Tinklenberg had not had the charisma of a large turd.
Also, Ms. Bachmann is the responsibility of the most rural, most conservative, least populous district in Minnesota. If we DO lose a district in 2012, it will be comedy to watch her compete against, say, Jim Oberstar.
This gave me a “Radical Moment.”
Radical Moments- those moments where you realize
you are so far left ofthe Republican mainstream is so far right of you that the absurd, hyper-exaggerated, worst-case-scenario lies they tell their supporters to get them wetting their beds… Actually still sound like something you’d support.Hey, don’t discourage her.She might have a lot more gay sons.
another self loathing fag….just what we need
worst-case scenarioThis one, subtitled, in her honor, “Homage to Catatonia,”
Radical.
If you could MAKE men gay….this calendar would do it
I’d bet the calendar causes a lot of lesbian limp tongues
Oh, pleasePetey, love, I wouldn’t lick any of those shallow, vain, corporatized prostitutes with YOUR tongue. My third rule of hooking up is “No mentally incompetent; this includes Republicans and anyone who thinks The Handmaid’s Tale is a how-to manual.”
my tongue is now hiding and won’t come outI hope you’re HAPPY
Mine is wallowing in vegetarian phoWhat would get YOUR tongue to loosen up, darlin’?
Correction…nine “ladies”, one porn star and a stick insect.
Oh, and re. #3 – that’s not amphetamines, that’s a real bad batch of LSD.
Whenever someone says it’s immoral…just remind yourself that the Romans considered trousers to be women’s clothing, unsuitable for use by men.
It’s never a good idea…to ask a question where the answer is liable to be explicit. You did ask that of peteyPornpig.
(If you’re wondering, for me it’s inked Bavarian beefcake.)
Ooo!This one had me at the ‘Antonio Banderas’ eyes… but I’d spend hours trying to wash the ink off of him first with a bubble bath.
Hmm, that might be alot of fun!
Petey, one of my great joys is that they are straightNot that we Lesbians don’t have a few disreputable and high profile Sapphists in our midst, but the Conservative women possess this kind of panache about being psychotic yet unembarrasseed about it.
I think the calendaris promoting a “christian” Drag King show.
Dena
P.S. My sincere apologizes to Drag Kings everywhere.
One more thing Thank Goddess the calender came out the day after my birthday…
Dena
Virginia Foxx?Now where is my eye bleach.
Dena
well my tongue has quit hiding, but not taking any chancesTats are hot, but fur flips my switch faster…GRRRRRR!
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What can I say?I’ve always had a hard spot for cute punks
Anyway, are you really sure you’d want to de-ink him? I think his tattoos are quite beautiful.
WOOF!
No, leave the ink!!He’s adorable. Not so much my taste for the bumping uglies (no facial hair, thanks), but I do enjoy a nice piece of eye-candy and he IS TASTY.
BlarghAll yours, luv. If there’s fur in my bed it’s because the damn cat was shedding in the sheets.
nature’s dental flossnot just tongue, that colt model is CHEWY.
Keori….all the more for me
And I thought you were a lesbian…?I sometimes forget how different female sexuality is from male – the down-side of being physically unable to act upon & explore my female libido is that it becomes difficult to deal with, so I end up suppressing it.
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