…….….aaaaaaaaaand half of America goes on suicide watch.
That’s just vulgar.

his dancing needs air sickness bags

Take it away…I need therapy now after watching that.  My mind kept saying “look away” but I just couldn’t do it.

That’s some pure distilled nightmare fuelIt’s gonna take a whole lot of gin to make that hurtin’ go away.
I think I sprained my eyes.

there ain’t enuf booze on the planet…. to drink him pretty

I’m confused.I still can’t understand why this frog ended up on Dancing with the Stars.  
What on earth is going on?  Why are congressmen participating in reality shows? gaaaaah!

Me Too.Doesn’t his party use the tired propaganda that “dancing makes you gay”?
But at this point, I’m sure republicans have already claimed just about everything but standing still will make you catch teh gay.
And Tom Delay sure prances around like a gay ol’ gazelle.

gilles marini, he isn’t. that man looks, sounds, and dances like a toad.  i was just sad that the pious hypocrite didn’t fall down the stairs and end everyone’s misery.  i feel sorry for his dance instructor, cheryl burke, for having to so drastically adjust herself from last year’s season when she danced with gilles.  now THAT’S a man.  sweet, softspoken, intelligent, and moves like a fox.  oh, and totally hot.  mee-yow.  

I wrote this the last time DeLay’s DWTS was discussed here…. If DWTS is a show where we can vote-
(don’t know; have never seen it- CAN we vote to keep people on?)  then the progressive community needs to vote to keep this fool on week after week – only to dump him at the finals (unless he dances his final dance solo- in a tiara, Parisian can-can skirt,  glittery bra and go go boots.)
Just think what the costumers and choreographers could do to him- week after week, they could put him in ever campier costumes and make him do more (to him) humiliating moves.
I see an opportunity for payback hell of the most gay sort.

He’s no longer a member of congressSo I guess reality TV is where they go to try to keep having their 15 minutes.
Maybe one day soon we’ll see DEPENDable David Vitter in a diaper-changing race, Mark Goley in a text-messaging  challenge, Bob Allen in a see-how-many men you can cram into a port-o-jon contest and Larry Craig teaching a yoga-while seated class(hey, he SAID he was reaching for a piece of tp on the floor… he’s gotta be flexible, right? )  

Ugh!I thought there was potential entertainment value in this.  I was so, so wrong.  Unbearable.

I’m surprisedI thought Larry Craig would be doing a tap dance show?

I pity the woman who teaches this oafShe has to touch that ICK.
I’d have my hand sand blasted