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Oy. The bad penny with a former penchant for tweaking and man-on-man intimate massage in the name of Jeebus, failed pastor Ted Haggard, has turned up again. He’s told a reporter that he was “a heterosexual with issues” but has now moved to ‘a heterosexual with very few issues.’ He’s also on Twitter answering his critics. I won’t bother spending any more time on this guy.
Ted Haggard's now 'a heterosexual with very few issues' |
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| By: Pam Spaulding Wednesday September 9, 2009 6:00 pm | |
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A Heterosexual With Very Few Issuesabout switching teams when a guy who strikes his fancy crosses his path. Because when HE’S doing it with a man, he’s “going through a struggle”.
Please! That dick-mangling cheshire grin of his doesn’t fool me for a second.
More like A bisexual with a few issues.
First one is denial.
Dena
for those left-over issues…look in Mrs Haggard’s hope chest
More issues than Cosmopolitan!
fabulous line…I’ll tuck that one away
I was also gonna askwho this “Twitter” person is that Ted is “on” and if Twitter needs assistance…
Ted is hetero cuz he’s BROKEand no man would f*ck him except for money.
A few issues…of Playgirl and/or Honcho
LOLGood one!
Dena
Sigh*Its like watching a Red Giant go Super Nova! The gravity just keeps condensing everything until one day he just explodes. let’s just hope that happens before he collapses in on himself and reverts to just a black hole.
walks like a duck…A family member who stopped going to AA said he wasn’t an alcoholic, he just had alcohol management issues. He doth protest too much. And I think Ted’s 15 minutes are about up.
If he’s really“heterosexual with very few issues” then I’m the pygmy queen of Madagascar.
Ted Haggard is heterosexual with very few issueswhen compared to Richard Simmons
Poor, Poor Haggard…He just doesn’t understand. Just because you can type “heterosexual with very few issues” doesn’t mean you are one. Hell, I can type a sentence claiming I’m heterosexual but it doesn’t mean I am one.
He-heSo how many men constitutes a few in this case? 2? 3? 5?
Gah!Ted Haggard doesn’t just have issues, he has the whole subscription, including the back issue archive.