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The Labor Day weekend holiday is upon us and wouldn't you know it? Peter LaBarbera does something nutsy.
The WWE has Wrestlemania.
The NFL has the Superbowl.
And Peter LaBarbera has Folsom Street Fair.
You can set your watch by it. Every time the San Francisco street fair rolls around, LaBarbera provides his version of publicity for the event by “condemning it.” Then he goes to event, making sure to take pictures of alleged gross acts and providing “loving commentary” even sometimes informing us on the exact length of time those “freakie deakies” in said picture took to do the deed.
This year, LaBarbera takes the following quote from conservative radio so-and-so Michael Savage to make a ridiculous point:
“San Francisco is a microcosm of the illness called liberalism. It’s the least tolerant city in the country. It’s the meanest city in the country.”
I don't know about that. A city which hosts an alleged butt-naked festival doesn't necessarily strike me as intolerant.
But Michael Savage is the same person who lost his television show on MSNBC after telling a caller that he should catch AIDS and die.
So I guess if anyone knows about intolerance, it's him.
The Folsom Street Fair isn't exactly my cup of tea but apparently a lot of people (gay and straight – funny how LaBarbera always tries to omit the “heterosexual perversions” at Folsom) seem to enjoy it.
And in all honesty, LaBarbera seems to enjoy it too.
One of these days, somebody is going to take a picture of him attending these fairs. I wonder what he wears while in attendance, that is if he is dressed at all.
Editor's note – Never mind about that last sentence. Just writing it made me ill.
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This is hilarious! So with all the Girls Gone Wild DVDs out there, and using Porno Pete’s logic, straight parents send their girls off to spring break to be sluts.
Methinks the laddie doth protest too much!You are right: it is quite telling that The Peter never bothers to mention the equally blatant and almost as common heterosexual “perversions” that go on at Folsom. I’m guessing that he is so fascinated by the gay men that he completely ignores the straights and the lesbians.
And as a side note, that poster is one of the best ones for Folsom I’ve seen.
Peter’s visit to Belgium (fictional of course)I just returned from an illness called Brussels. There, while investigating this scandalous city, I witnessed a truly perverted scene. A disgusting fountain that was obviously designed by homosexual pedophiles delights misguided locals and tourists alike.
People actually stand around taking photographs of this outrageous display. (I took several photographs as evidence to be posted on my website.)
I was shocked to discover that this homage to child molestation has been on display since 1388! That’s 621 years of depravity!
This trip was well worth the $6,500 in donations that was spent on airfare and hotel accommodations. Matt Barber and I gathered quite a bit of valuable information about the European homosexual pedophile agenda. Next summer, we’ll take on the perverted streets of Paris!
Why doesn’t someone put a tail on this creatureand record everything he does for a month. We could see just how perverted he truly is and post it on you tube for everyone to see.
I’m going……and if I spot some pasty-looking dude with a stopwatch paying an unhealthy amount of attention to the goings-on, I’ll be sure to take some photos (maybe even a video!) of him.
I think I’ll be able to recognize the f**ker–that is, assuming he isn’t in a head-to-toe furry getup, or wearing a Hello Kitty head and pink corset!
Hmmm…might not be a good analogy
From what I recall, that’s pretty much the truth about spring breaks.
Presumably he;ll write a major announcement
next spring when Mardi Gras rolls around. All that depraved behavior going on in New Orleans —
Is it me, or is that advertisement somewhat, um, err, lacking in the area oflesbian activity of the equivalent sort to that showcased?
Yes yes, I know its a joke and all, especially with the wig askew on the transgal.
Sorry — its prolly just the feminist in me…
just google him there is a pic on his website. I won’t post a link because it my be contagious.
Have a nice Folsom Street FairRemember
SAFE, SANE, and CONSENSUAL
hilarious! peter would be proud.
“Why doesn’t someone put a tail on this creature”Because even my dog who spends most of her time sitting around with her tongue hanging out (and the rest of her time attempting to eat things that the other two dogs have deposited in the yard; I know – disgusting – but that’s the point) has better things to do with her time than to spend any of it anywhere near the truly diseased personage of La Petite Petey.
that poster is AWESOMEwhen it comes to creativity and artistic talent, the fundies can only seethe in jealousy. bad hair, bad clothes, bad music, bad art, bad literature, bad choices in domestic wares and interiors–they can keep it all. they’ve never produced anything worthwhile or meaningful in the realm of creative and cultural expression.
Maybe I should thank himfor reminding me – now that I live in the booneys I forget about it – I think I’ll go this year
Porno Petey likes to snoop around IML in Chi, and Southern Decadence in NOLA tooThat scarey bald party-pooper, is kinkier than a cheap garden hose.
Some of my previous Petey images http://img.villagephotos.com/p…
and
http://img.villagephotos.com/p…
The poster competitionis the best thing about the fair. The originality is amazing.
A retro 50′s Donna Reed kitchen filled with those wild characters. It really is a surreal work of art.
Oh who cares what he has to saywe should just ignore Porno Pete and maybe he’ll go away. LOL
If you do go to Folsom and ride your motorcycle I’ll be there to check your helmet and gear! Have Fun! Ride Safe!
Speaking of posters…Perhaps some clever individual might make a ton of “wanted — voyeur” posters showcasing petie’s mug.
That way, his sexual satisfaction of being there anonymously snapping pics for later fapp-sessions will be lost.
If people know what he looks like, we can snap our own pics of him to tastefully display on the internet. Perhaps even a Photoshop contest could develop!
There has to bea Flickr group in this somewhere!
I Don’t Know…..can Peter even AFFORD to go to Folsum Street Fair this year?
But then again, with promises of new self-made porno, his closet case supporters just may pull together a collection plate. You know how scarce gay porno is!
No, He’d Just Do Like Last Year……he’d take photos of a shelf of “Girls Gone Wild” DVD’s, and try to trick his readers into believing it’s S&M/fetish gay porn.
Just like he done with a shelf-full of heterosexual S&M titles. As if people can’t look the titles up and see which actors and actresses are featured on the tapes.
That’s really a brilliant idea!I hope someone can make it happen quickly.
I love that fountain!It’s my favorite in the world. Good luck in Paris!
I know!The scarcity of gay porno is epidemic.
I think the Folsum Street Fair is like Christmas, Easter and his birthday all rolled into one for our Porno Petey.
Peter LaBarbera is a Closet Casen/t
Petey’s TOP SECRET disguise for Folsom Street Fairshhhhhhhhhhh!
don’t let him know we’ve got this photo
http://static.thehollywoodgoss…
Are you sure that it is him?The breasts are kind of small. I may be thinking of Bam Bam though… ;^)
Folsom Street Fair officialsPlease keep one set of stalks reserved for Petey, in a heavily traveled location, so everyone can walk by and LAUGH at him, and braid his three remaining hairs.
ooops should have been stocks…petey slinking around left that stalk image in my mind.
Don’t forgetthe European homosexual pedophiles promotion of water sports.