The steam must be blasting out of Sarah Palin’s ears right about now as Levi Johnston, the father of her grandchild, sat down with Vanity Fair and described what it was like to live with the Jerry Springer guests Palin family for two months after the election. Johnston, who was clearly exploited by the failed GOP Veep candidate, says that parading him around the stage in Minnesota as the soon to be married proud papa was not the diva of the right wing’s Plan A to handle the pregnancy issue.

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Sarah told me she had a great idea: we would keep it a secret-nobody would know that Bristol was pregnant. She told me that once Bristol had the baby she and Todd would adopt him. That way, she said, Bristol and I didn’t have to worry about anything. Sarah kept mentioning this plan. She was nagging-she wouldn’t give up. She would say, “So, are you gonna let me adopt him?” We both kept telling her we were definitely not going to let her adopt the baby. I think Sarah wanted to make Bristol look good, and she didn’t want people to know that her 17-year-old daughter was going to have a kid.

Needless to say, the swamps of Freeperville are erupting…see it (and a video of Levi) below the fold.  

He also blows away the much-pimped image of the happy domestically inclined former governor:

The Palin house was much different from what many people expect of a normal family, even before she was nominated for vice president. There wasn’t much parenting in that house. Sarah doesn’t cook, Todd doesn’t cook-the kids would do it all themselves: cook, clean, do the laundry, and get ready for school. Most of the time Bristol would help her youngest sister with her homework, and I’d barbecue chicken or steak on the grill.

You have to watch the video around the 4:00 mark where one of the guys riding in the car with Johnston is talking about whether Bristol’s former squeeze will be doing a shoot for Playgirl and whether he has enough “johnson” to show. ROTFLOL.

Remember how young Johnston was praised during the convention for standing up there representing the new conservative family values system, have now done a 180. As usual, the calls for him to be beaten up or offed abound.


Actual Freeper Quotes

I’m usually all for ignoring this little punk but after the things he said in here she really needs to obliterate him once and for all.

Palin family’s home life was very different from what was presented in the mainstream media.

I would certainly hope so. The mainstream media’s account was that she was some sort of voodoo priestess shooting endangered animals from her porch while pretending to be pregnant to cover for her daughter who was knocked up by Todd.

This is from the kid whose mother is a druggie? Yeah. He’s believable.

I’m wondering when his 15 minutes of fame is going to be over? The things he says keep getting worse and worse almost like he’s thinking, ‘ok they believed Bristol and I had sex in her room while her parents were there so what else can I say in hopes of getting more exposure?’ I’m sick to death of him and I’m with you ~ she ought to just totally put him out of his misery.

Drag a 100.00 bill thru his trailer park and his mother will barbecue you a batch of meth!

Todd needs to take this kid for a little ride in the country.

You’re so right. And I’d bet her kids can cope and handle a household while being out on their own, rather than old Levi with no brain. I teach my kids to do work, too…and not be dependent on someone else to live on their own.

Levi…not worth anything. I bet he walks in his momma’s footsteps. He’ll say anything to get his moment of fame. Worthless…

Johnston continues to dance for his pieces of silver. He will say anything to please his leftist masters. He is a liar and white trash.

Only the rabid leftist Palin haters will believe this. Its what they want to hear. Of course, Levi is too much of a tool to realize he is a pawn of the left. He’s also to dumb to realize that every time he speaks up, every time he bad mouths his sons family, he makes the case against himself for being a part time father- and sets the stage for Bristol to get full custody.

I think Bristol needs to go to court and increase her child support payments from Mr. Johnston. He does seem to be making a lot of money trashing the Palin family.

He’s a walking dirt mine. When the vein runs dry he’ll get thrown away.

The dems must REALLY be paying this loser big bucks to make up trash. They say everyone has their price.

Why did they even let this guy into their house and near their daughter?

This story certainly smells fishy to me. Like some Lib wrote up their stereotype of what Sarah must be like and put Mr. Johnston’s name on it.

Levi’s only attention/fame getting ploy, is to say bad stuff about Sarah. He is working it to the max. We know the liberals can’t wait to post derogatory comments from him about Sarah. She is being classy to ignore him. I do not believe him. He is being deliberately ugly .

Well I hope Sarah paid the kids at least minimum wage for time spent doing their chores. And for godsakes, the kids better have filed tax returns for that money. Meanwhile, the Kennedy kids shoot heroin into their testicles, rape babysitters, and bash in schoolgirl heads with golf clubs. But they’re royalty and such behavior is expected.

They will never be over, just so long as Palin is a threat and he is willing to trash the Palin family. She was governor, he works. I have no doubt the Palin’s were pressed for time, but I am equally sure that Levi Johnston clearly understands where his financial bread is buttered and there’s always more cash for more dirt, whether exaggerated or not.

I simply do not understand why you folks keep devoting bandwidth to this loser. He means nothing.

I think we need to remember that politicians are very unusual people. They are intense and ambitious. Family life has been strained for politicians of many political stripes.

My guess is that Johnston is taking some things that have a grain of truth and exaggerating them. When Palin was giving speeches all over the country, of course she wasn’t making every hockey game. Arguing is part of married life, and intense people like the Palins probably have intense arguments. A determined and caring woman like Palin may have thought Bristol wasn’t ready to be a mother and was willing to strongly encourage her not to have the child.

And how many of us have complained about our jobs? If any of us could quit our jobs and triple our income, wouldn’t it be tempting? And if any of us had been treated like McCain’s people treated Palin, wouldn’t we be a bit annoyed?

This whole thing just makes out Palin to be a human being and Johnston a lowlife who can’t be trusted with someone’s privacy.

there were a lot of people who wanted bristol to marry this guy

This kids is a monkey who dances for coins. Pathetic.

Rex Butler is a black supremacist Democrat lawyer who supported Jesse Jackson for his presidential bid and of course Barack Obama. He is now “surprisingly” Levi Johnston’s lawyer and along with his like-minded buddy Tank Jones pulling the punk’s strings to dance to the MSM’s tune.

Yep. I read as much of it as I could stand and came away with the distinct impression that if young Mr. Johnston wrote more than two words of it he is missing his calling as a journalist. A bad journalist, but a journalist. Not that I’m skeptical, but I wonder what his English grades were like?

if someone found this little P.O.S. out on some backroad somewhere with a bloody nose, missing teeth and some broken bones…

Levi is the filthy slime that floats on the top of a cess pool; he is the gnat that swarms to mucus on a cur dog’s private part on a hot day in the dirtiest Mexican border town! He is only doing this for dough to pay child support and avoid jail because he’s a punk with barely a high school diploma and cannot manage even to flip sliders at McDonalds because they won’t turn over when dopes use hockey sticks instead of spatulas.

Interesting. I guess someone should ask Levi when he last visited his son and if Todd Palin was present. Todd needs to show him some father-son tough love and help turn this boy into a man. Either that or just beat his ass for trashing his family over and over.

Levi is a perfect example of what happens when most young men without fathers reach maturity (physical maturity).