crossposted on Holy Bullies and Headless Monsters
What in the hell is with my state of South Carolina?
After weeks of a sex scandal involving Governor Mark Sanford (who admitted cheating on his wife and calling his paramour his “soul mate”) and after rumors of a closeted Lt. Governor comes more news of a conservative politician who may have deep tire tracks in their pure as the driven snow image:
Kristin Maguire, Governor Sanford's appointee to the State Board of Education and it's chairwoman has resigned.
According to FitsNews.com:
Kristin Maguire, an Upstate evangelical and one of South Carolina’s most respected social conservatives, has been one of the governor’s closest education policy advisors for years.
Maguire has also homeschooled her four children.
The scuttlebutt was that she resigned to devote more attention to her family.
However, more news is coming out. Maguire is supposedly:
the prolific author of hardcore erotic fiction on the Internet, according to documents provided to the governor’s office earlier this summer and later obtained by FITS News.
Maguire, a professed Christian who home-schools her four children, declined to comment for our story but did not deny that she had previously frequented websites that feature such X-rated material. Maguire believes that a former friend is leaking the information to the media in an effort to ruin her political career.
As for the specific writings alleged to have flowed from Maguire’s pen, most have been deleted from the Internet.
FITS was able to use conversations in various Internet chat rooms, however, to link at least two “erotic stories” to Maguire’s alleged pen name, “Bridget Keeney.” From there, numerous similarities between “Bridget” and Maguire emerged, including commonalities in age, geographic location, engineering background, hobbies (knitting, for example) and number of children. One comment left in an erotic chat room by “Bridget” even reveals the name of a professor who was at Clemson University’s College of Engineering at the time when Maguire was a student there, while another comment references a specific medical procedure that Maguire underwent several years ago.
More information here
Fits News was quick to point out that nothing Maguire allegedly did was illegal and it also did not coincide with her tenure as Chairwoman of the State Board of Education.
But the blog also says:
Maguire’s involvement in S.C. politics goes well beyond her leadership of the S.C. Board of Education or her involvement with the Sanford administration. She is an executive committeewoman of the S.C. Republican Party, as well as the woman responsible for drafting the party’s education platform.
Prior to being elected Chairwoman, Maguire led the panel responsible for approving education standards taught in South Carolina classrooms, including what textbooks were to be used and how teachers were to be certified. She has been a strong supporter of “abstinence only” sex education, as well.
When Maguire was elected to lead the S.C. Board, her appointment was hailed as a victory for social conservatives and feted on Christian blogs and websites across the Southeast.
And now there seems to be more writings.
Now if these allegations are true, again Maguire did nothing illegal and to some people's eyes, nothing unethical.
But in light of the Sanford controversy, the rumors about Bauer and the Bible belt image this state portrays, one has to wonder like I asked, what is going on with South Carolina.
If you ask me, this state suffers from a Blanche DuBois complex. You know Blanche DuBois, don't you? She is the character from the Tennessee Williams play, A Streetcar Named Desire. She is the character who put up the fascade of innocent Southern purity while seething with repressed white hot passion just below the surface.
I'm a little scared of what other South Carolina public official may face sexual scrutiny.
Guys, you need a lesson in hiding your proclivities!
Or at least tell me again just why it would be a bad idea to allow lgbts to marry?



16 Comments



WTF is happening in South Carolina?!Is everyone in Columbia always this kinky? Someone bust out the Rick James! “They are super freaks, super freaks, they’re super freaky… YOW!” hehe
Sorry, I couldn’t help myself. The voters there really need to think again about how their religious right theocracy of a government makes any sense.
“What is happening in South Carolina?!” The veneer is peeling, that’s what n/t
What’s in the water in South Carolina?Spanish Fly?
Oh pulease, like it ain’t everywhere.My guess is that with the South Carolinian current administration being so inbred Republican, the dirt that would have normally remained the state secrets of the land are coming out like dominoes knocking each other down. It’s like watching political battleship. G1 was obviously a miss so try G2, and if you can’t make that work get at some other conservative ships in the water. Forgiveness after all is not exactly conservatively Kosher in the Bible belt. The idea that the governor might get away with trouncing his Christian conservative ideas has got some believers angry who may not hold the power but they definitely hold the their secrets. My guess is there is a lot of pent up of frustration within the conservative wing of the grand ole party and this is the silent majority of it not being so silent. That means a lot of old chickens coming home to roost.
Oh, sure.Pam’s right. The whole state government is suffering from “Blanche DuBois Syndrome”. I just hope people are realizing that this is the hypocrisy-filled reality of radical right theocracy.
So?
So?
I think the relevant question should be: Is anything she did among the endless multitude of things that the modern republican party would like to see criminalized?
Given its crypto-fascist view of what is not covered by the First Amendment, I’d guess there’s plenty among Maguire’s musings that would qualify.
LOL!!!It’s a given that if you make a living off your “perfect morals”, you’re one of the biggest hoes this country has to offer.
From now on, there should be a mandatory tasering of a person who talks about the sex business of others in their politics. I know America is the land of the pervs and the home of the pervs, but aren’t people getting about sick of that bullshit?
Too many out of state gays and fornicators visiting the state……giving the righteous people of the state teh gay, teh fornicator, and teh adulterer. I blame Teh Devil!
/snark
I don’t give a damn…Whatever the politics in South Carolina are, I say let it be their business. But when a small state (population) sends two Senators to Washington and they try to tell us how to live in my state, well it just pisses me off!
I didn’t vote for you and you don’t represent me. How dare you try to dictate my “morals”.
Best comment from the link?
“John Stewart’s going to have a field day with this stuff!”
One my co-workers has a perfectly good explanation for what is going on in SCAt a state Republican convention not too long ago, someone dropped acid in the punch, resulting in the kind of “operation mindfuck” that was every hippy anarchist’s dream in the 1960s and ’70s. The governor found that he was “soul mate” to a GASP! foreign Spanish-speaking woman, the lieutenant governor decided to stop lying to himself about liking men and Ms. Maguire found herself unable to find the kind of porn she liked and so started writing it herself.
I eagerly look forward to whoever is next, and kudos to whoever was responsible! Do you do requests? Cause the 2010 Washington State Republican convention could sure use some stirring up….
Carrie Prejean would feel very at home then.After all, she loves talking about her perfect morality – even imposing it on others – yet has no problem appearing butt naked in erotic photographs.
Would someone please do that…to every single political party in the UK. I think the only two that would survive the bloodbath would be the BNP and the Greens. I can live with that.
Yea South Carolina!First in everything bad, last in everything good and damn proud of it!
She was running the State Board of Education while home-schooling all her kids?
Much as I enjoy seeing the hypocrisy exposed once again, SC has longbeen a “do as I say, not as I do” state – how long have they inflicted Lindsay Graham on us? And there’s plenty more closet cases in the government there – but they’re “ok” because they pretend not to be. We’re the “evil” ones who are living openly and flaunting it – that’s why we enrage them so much.
So the Bible beater who homeschools her own kids is in charge of the state board of education and picks out what is appropriate to teach them about sex while penning her own pornography?
They always have a way of trying to legislate their own perceived short comings through guilt don’t they? Mark Foley writes up the bill on protecting children from online predators because he is one. Sanford passes a hideous “protect marriage” amendment because he’s got a mistress who’s his soul mate. I’m surprised that Larry Craig didn’t pass a public bathroom minimum stall width law…
Maybe we should be looking at the bills written by the rest of the Republican party to start finding out what their “dirty little secrets” are.