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I know the keyboards may already be damaged from reading the headline, but I guarantee that it will be destroyed if you surf over to the General’s pad, where he picks up where the Freepi left off in their desire to prove the President’s qualifications to serve is tied not just to the long-form birth certificates, but to the status of his wingwang. A snippet:
Rep. Bill Posey
U.S. House of RepresentativesDear Rep Posey,
The recent controversy about Obama’s Terrifying Black Snake of White Insecurity got me to thinking that perhaps there should be a penis registration requirement for some presidential candidates. After all, it isn’t the first time our demands to see a presidential member were thwarted. We had the same problem with the Clenis, remember. God, how we wanted to see if it curved.
There’s much more. And while you’re there, drop a tip in the General’s jar for the Fall Fund Drive. 
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Voyeurs!What on earth is wrong with these people? There has got to be some underlying sexual desire for the president.
Seriously, how can they even be taken seriously? How is his penis going to prove his non-citizenship? I can’t believe they wrote congress about it.
If they want to quell their desire to see penis, they ought to just spend some time Google image searching. These people have too much time on their hands.
No one has ever accused the birthers of being rational.And I greatly doubt anyone ever will.
ROFLOL!!The art of innuendo may not be dead after all!
Voyeurs, Pornographers and Flashers“Christians”/republicans/conservatives:
Is there any question now, that these people would like to have everyones bedrooms under video surveillance….with thousands of VCR’s in their homes to record it all?
They can’t break into your bedrooms, so they send Peter LaBarbera to the most sleaziest places to film man-on-man action. As if THOSE sluts represents gay people, and their boinking around is some sort of “proof” of a “hidden homosexual agenda”?
It’s kinda hard to feign shock over the fact that people fuck…..especially when you’re demanding admission into everyone’s bedrooms.
“Oh the horror…..THAT LOOKS LIKE FUN!!!”
ummmm…I’ve never heard of Jesus’ General so I took a look at some of their…um…work. I don’t get it. Manly what? ‘heterosexually yours’ what? Are these people off their effing rockers?! I don’t know whether to laugh at the insidiousness or run like hell!
Please, please, PLEASE……tell me you get that this is parody.
You got itThe very people who want government to lay low in their lives want to have all fours in ours!
Yes… It’s ParodyIf you look at other posts… I assume it is parody. Although the weird thing is how close it is to the real thing.
To Check or not to CheckIt gets even better! If they do check and find him uncut it confirms that he’s African!!! Cuz you know all men are clipped in this country? (not!!)but.. if they find out he’s uncut – then he cant be muslim… what’s a wingnut to do???? Well I guess its only fair – think of all the royals to be that had to have their hymens inspected for intactness. Some folks just have too.much.time. on their hands!
uhh… >.<We are talking about the wingnuts right? The “more homophobic than thou” wingnuts?
Now I do have a few freinds and aquanitances are gay and I got to say, wanting to see a guys wang is um… well, it sounds kinda gay don’t cha think?
I don’t think I’ve ever heard this many guys obsess so much over one guys doodle. Not even in uh..ok, not ever.
Well This Just Proves My ThesisHeterosexual men are incredibly insecure about their sexuality, especially if they are attracted to men or are secretly eroticized by homosexual men. So, they put a lot of psychic energy into protecting their schmuck, which is the most important aspect of their life–and this usually includes always feeling around for it (and not so discreetly either) so they always know where they are in relationship to their dick. God help all of us…really. Pam you must really have some fun writing about these WINGNUTS. He sounds totally sick.
Jesus’ General is on the right track, but simply doesn’t go far enough.I advocate compulsory Penis Registration for all human males. Instead of those old baby footprints on the birth certificate, we could have baby pee-pee photos. Perhaps we’d need some sort of update on those photos at puberty.