I know the keyboards may already be damaged from reading the headline, but I guarantee that it will be destroyed if you surf over to the General’s pad, where he picks up where the Freepi left off in their desire to prove the President’s qualifications to serve is tied not just to the long-form birth certificates, but to the status of his wingwang. A snippet:
Rep. Bill Posey
U.S. House of Representatives
Dear Rep Posey,
The recent controversy about Obama’s Terrifying Black Snake of White Insecurity got me to thinking that perhaps there should be a penis registration requirement for some presidential candidates. After all, it isn’t the first time our demands to see a presidential member were thwarted. We had the same problem with the Clenis, remember. God, how we wanted to see if it curved.
There’s much more. And while you’re there, drop a tip in the General’s jar for the Fall Fund Drive.