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The Chicago Sun-Times says columnist Robert Novak, who was a central figure in the Valerie Plame CIA leak case, has died.The newspaper says the longtime Washington fixture died at his home early Tuesday after a battle with brain cancer. He was 78.
Rev. Don Wildmon, founder and chairman of the American Family Association, has been hospitalized in critical condition for treatment of meningitis. AFA president Tim Wildmon says his 71-year-old father was diagnosed with the disease over the weekend and is hospitalized in Tupelo, Mississippi.
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I feel badly for Mr Novak’s familyas for Rev Wildmon, well, I leave his fate up to his god. He is, after all, as Jonathan Edwards said, one of the “sinners in the hands of an angry god.”
If he passes over, Mr Wildmon’s fate could be to find out that his god turns out to be a cosmic Latina Lesbian…
Drinks on me!
Now if it turns into a threefer and Conan O’Brien has a fatal heart attack watching a rerun of his latest LGBThating remarks last night, I’ll throw in a house and a car.
There’s only one thing to say on the face of such Great News!
David scores again with a classic video response.
B R A V O!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Poor Novak…he passed before his dream came true: the return of “the thousand-year Reich.”
I’m sorry, but……they are both evil men and you reap what you sow.
(Until I read a bio of Novak, I didn’t know Liddy had been pardoned by Bush.)
Taking secrets to the grave.
It’s a good week so farNow all we need to see Rush Limbaugh spontaneously explode on the air.
So THIS is what happens when I take a day off to make 2 batches of pickles!
Maybe I should take MORE time off…
I’m sure you’ll all forgive meif I forget to cry.
Novakula and Wildmon…All part of the same fungus?
I can’t say anything niceSo I won’t say anything at all. This time.
dittoBut Bette Davis’ comment after Joan Crawford died came to mind.
dittoBut Bette Davis’ comment after Joan Crawford died came to mind.
Don Wildmon is ONLY 71?If you’re 71 and ALREADY looking like a liver-spotted reptile, that’s what some of us queers call “Rode Hard”.
Or in Don Wildmon’s case, WANNABE rode hard. ALL TALK about homosex and zero action. What a wasted life.
I see at least one unwarranted assumption in your postConsider: there might very well be a reason why Wildman — excuse me, Wildmon — was all that talk.
Grave dancing is really unattractiveI suppose I will just have to be ugly for an hour or two.
TrueI hope the unfortunate boy was paid well.
This gives me an idea, LouiseLet’s see what happens if you put up some peaches or apple butter. If nothing happens, just go ahead and send them on down to me!
I See Your Judy and Raise You A Rufus
When Irving Thalberg died,Louis B. Mayer, at the funeral, smiled at asked, “Isn’t God good to me?”
Now we have to brace ourselves for all the loving eulogies.We’ll be told ad nauseam what great guys they were, they were good religious men, they were really misunderstood, and on and on. Same crap we got when Nixon died, and Reagan, and Roy Cohn, and Falwell, and John Paul II and every other villain known to modern society.
Wildmon’s HeadstoneLet’s start planning in advance!!! What should go on Don Wildmon’s headstone?
How about:
There’s no business
like YOUR business
which made it MY business
to sell it without your consent as a sex business.
And business is booming!
Hee!Elder kid just walked past with a dish of pickles and told me I should start selling my cooking… and my apple butter is delish!
a Mark Twain classic:“I refused to attend his funeral. But I wrote a very nice letter explaining that I approved of it.”
Very goodI will second that memo. Can I just sign it?
PrayerI don’t believe in gods and fairy tales but I’ll make an exception to pray for his timely death and thank “it” for Novak’s brain cancer. If their god cures the good, then surely he must maske ill the bad people, like them.
then maybe stilletos or something else excentric would make it much better ;P
My Grandmahad 8 apple trees in her yard. Grandpa’s hobby was grafting, so there was a wide variety. Every year, Grandma and the lady next door would do a mass production of apple butter. It was to die for. And all the family got several jars.
It was all eaten by the end of September, but by then the apples were gone. Truly a seasonal treat.
Stillettoes are best for dancing on the living.
Doin’ life in heavenWildmon and Falwell will be cellmates in heaven, enjoying a delectable, nightly feast of baked beans.
Maybe Tucker Carlson can do his eulogy in interpretive dance
At Least Falwell Will Be Enjoying ItYou know he’s not going to share food with Don Wildmon!!!
Or anyone, for that matter.
YEEHAW!I hope his goddamn brain explodes!!!! This i pray….(shhhh. i am an athiest) that he experience more pain that any one human being can experience. BRAIN EXPLODE! BRAIN EXPLODE! BRAIN EXPLODE! BRAIN EXPLODE! BRAIN EXPLODE! BRAIN EXPLODE! BRAIN EXPLODE! BRAIN EXPLODE! BRAIN EXPLODE! BRAIN EXPLODE! BRAIN EXPLODE! BRAIN EXPLODE! BRAIN EXPLODE! BRAIN EXPLODE! BRAIN EXPLODE! BRAIN EXPLODE! BRAIN EXPLODE! BRAIN EXPLODE! BRAIN EXPLODE! BRAIN EXPLODE! and that he lives an eternity in hell….but then i was raised Jewish so there is no hell….but his hell. Lord hear my prayer!
it’d be the Hindenburg all over againBig fat gasbag going up in a ball of fire.
ME, too.
mmmmmmmmhome made pickles