Tweet
And the winner is…Senator Diaper David Vitter, who suggested that the fix for the Republican Party's malaise is to return to its — ahem — conservative values.
Sen. David Vitter disagreed Wednesday with criticism that Southern Republicans are ruining the party and said a return to conservative values is the best way to restore political power. “I'm on the side of conservatives getting back to core conservative values,” said Mr. Vitter, Louisiana Republican and member of the Senate Armed Services Committee.“There are a lot of us from the South who hold those value, which I think the party is supposed to be about. We strayed from them in the past few years, and that's why we performed so badly in the national elections.”
As Kyle from Right Wing Watch said:
If “getting back to core conservative values” includes “violating the sanctity of your marriage” (and recently, it sure seems as if it does) then Vitter is the perfect man to be leading this effort.
6 Comments
Does this diaper make my ass look fat?
Translation:“We’ve been screaming about abortion, gays, and school prayer for the last 30 years. For at least the past 3 or 4 years, people have stopped listening. So we’d better scream EVEN LOUDER. No, louder than that! THEY STILL AREN’T RESPONDING – GO LOUDER!”
The Republicans can hardly return to their “core values”when the Democrats have quite successfully co-opted them.
Prostitutes for “Southern Gentlemen” is a conservative valueWhy, it even appears in “Gone with the Wind”
GOP Sexual Hypocrite quote of the day – David VitterOne definition of insanity is doing the same thing over and over again, in the hopes of achieving a different result the next time.
Just sayin’.
LOLThat.Is. Awesome.