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Bookworm BobSo here’s what Bookworm Bob & I have been looking at since Wednesday — and since it’s the weekend, my animated sockpuppet friend Bob and I are emphasizing human interest stories in this round-up…

San Francisco Chronicle‘s That cheese is always kind of rubbery:

A man has sued a Southern California Claim Jumper restaurant, claiming he ordered French onion soup and bit into a condom instead of melted cheese.

Mmm…Sixty-four slices of American Cheese. Oh wait…rubbery cheese in the soup?

Hodousek’s attorney Eric Traut said his client wants to have restaurant employees’ DNA tested to find a match to the condom.

A public relations firm representing Claim Jumper said no one can prove the so-called “foreign object” Hodousek took from the restaurant is the item that was submitted to a lab for testing.

Eew!

NBC Miami‘s Florida GOP Losing a Diva, But Gains a Beauty Queen; The ex-Miss California isn’t a bad replacement for the outgoing Gov. Charlie Crist:

How do you replace a diva with flowing blonde hair and the perfect skin tone? With a controversial beauty queen, of course.

2009 Miss USA finalist Carrie PrejeanWith Governor Charlie Crist destined to take his divalicious act to D.C., the state GOP is turning to 2009 Miss USA finalist and infamous anti-gay marriage advocate Carrie Prejean to lead the Republican Party’s youth movement, according to the South Florida Sun-Sentinel.

Prejean, the 22-year-old who had her Miss California USA crown removed by “the Donald” earlier this year, will be making an appearance next month in Kissimmee to boost a Republican registration drive. (If you’re reading Perez Hilton, you’re not invited.)

Now before you run off to debate which of the two stylish leaders has the best hair or the better tan (we still take Crist), think of the possibilities for 2012 if this works…

No comment necessary here, eh?

I'm a wiener!Los Angeles TimesHot dogs should carry a warning label, lawsuit says; The suit, by a group that promotes a meat-free diet, seeks to require cancer-risk labels on processed meats. Nutrition experts say foods that go along with the hot dog may be more dangerous:

“Warning: Consuming hot dogs and other processed meats increases the risk of cancer.”

That’s the label that a vegan advocacy group wants a New Jersey court to order Oscar Mayer, Hebrew National and other food companies to slap on hot dog packages.

The nonprofit Cancer Project filed a lawsuit today on behalf of three New Jersey plaintiffs asking the Essex County superior court to compel the companies to place cancer-risk warning labels on hot dog packages sold in New Jersey…

I rarely eat processed meats, but on occassion I do eat Oscar Meyer 98% fat free wieners. I know that even with a warning I would still enjoy wieners…Anyone else in our forum enjoy wieners?

• Oregon’s Statesman Journal: Transgender mayor’s clothes spur complaint (and no, not for “crossdressing”!):

His appearance at a recent youth leadership training event spurred the complaint, filed by Silverton Together Director Brenda Sturdevant. She said the mayor’s attire was in violation of the city council dress code.

Silverton, Oregon Mayor Stu RasmussenSturdevant said Rasmussen’s attire, “high heels, a very short skirt and some sort of halter top revealing much of his bosom, shoulders and back,” was inappropriate.

“This puts Silverton Together in a position that will be difficult to defend when we have sent our youth home on various occasions to change into something more appropriate,” she said. “I expect our public leaders to follow the same guidelines that we have for our youth.”

…Sturdevant went to city hall last week and requested a copy of the city council dress code, which includes a list of “appropriate” and “inappropriate” dress for men and women in a business setting. Among “inappropriate” clothing are: tank tops and mini-skirts.

Uh-huh. So the good Mayor looked…inappropriately trashy?…for the youth by showing too much…boob-or-moob, depending on how one, umm, looks at the Mayor’s breasts? Is that what complainer Brenda Sturdevant is saying in appropriately couched language?

In the mayor’s defense, it was hot and sticky out at over 90ºF / 32ºC on the day the mayor wore the outfit in question. I would have probably been wearing a sun dress myself.

Los Angeles TimesAt 65, Smokey Bear is still fighting fires; The beloved icon remains the face of the longest-running public service campaign in U.S. history. But keeping him current has been a challenge.:

Smokey BearHe’s a war hero who became a media mogul, celebrity pitchman, pop icon and philanthropist. He’s so famous he was given his own ZIP Code, 20252, to handle the fan mail. He is 65 years old but has no intention of retiring. In fact, he looks fitter than ever.

Working outdoors with a shovel will do that.

Smokey Bear was born in August 1944, sired by a committee of ad men and government bureaucrats hoping to safeguard a key war material: wood. Smokey today remains the face of the longest-running public service campaign in U.S. history — a simple message delivered by an anthropomorphic bear.

But Smokey’s story is anything but simple. His uncompromising stance — “Only you can prevent forest fires” — helped alter the landscape by reinforcing the idea that fire was an enemy that should be eliminated, that the price to be paid for living in the path of wildfire was vigilance and will…

I can only imagine what the family reunions look like when Smokey and Yogi Bear both show up. Talk about disparate sides of the Bear family!

• The Denver Post‘s Land mine left at Arvada Goodwill wasn’t explosive:

US M18a1 Claymore MineThe Claymore mine found at a Goodwill store in Arvada on Tuesday was nonfunctional, Goodwill said today.

…”There was nothing in the mine to cause a detonation, and (it) was not a threat to anyone in the community,” said Meaghan Carabello, spokesperson for Goodwill Industries of Denver.

Goodwill said that when a bomb or suspicious device is discovered at one of its stores, or a bomb threat is called into one of its facilities, Goodwill follows specific procedures to alert law enforcement and to ensure employee and public safety.

Carabello said the organization cannot speculate why someone would have dropped off a land mine at Goodwill but that an investigation is underway…

Wow. Where would one even get one of those?

So anywho…It’s an open thread! What are you reading or thinking about today?