Shall we bring out the tiny violin? (Philly.com):

Racial-discrimination lawsuits against a private Montgomery County swimming club over its revoked contract with a Philadelphia day camp could cost enough to threaten the Valley Club's existence.

Attorneys, club members, and tax records indicated that a pair of federal-court lawsuits – one filed, one promised – could cost the club more money than it has and possibly leave board members liable for civil-rights verdicts.

“The only asset we have is the land, which housing developers have been trying to buy for years,” said Bonnie Bacich, a Valley Club member for 30 years.

“The outrage of having to go through this, with an African American president in 2009 – we don't take this kind of stuff lightly in America anymore,” said Montgomery County civil-rights lawyer Brian Wiley, who is not involved in the case lawsuit.

Wiley said fighting the issue in court could prove a fiscal challenge to the tax-exempt, nonprofit club, which listed $210,193 in assets in its most recent federal filing. “That club's got to settle that case,” he said.

The best solution for this matter is for the club to go belly up and have some rich black person  — how about Bill Cosby, who hails from Philly — buy up the land and open up a club where anyone can take a dip in the purity pool.