Okay, it’s the weekend, where we sometimes relax and discuss lighter subjects in our virtual coffee house. So, I’m sharing one of my birthday gifts with y’all — a rendering of me as Coffeegirl.

I have to laugh. Last weeend I was joking about being Coffeegirl, so my Ocity Comics creating friends Mila and Jayna created an iconic character for my Coffeegirl persona.

Well! What a super-wonderful birthday present from my aritstic and creative friends!

We know Coffeegirl is a Kryptonian who was exposed to pink kryptonite while in the womb, which is why her super powers are — and her life story are — a little different from Superman‘s and Supergirl‘s powers and history. Coffeegirl can fly (think Red Bull wings!), is super speedy (with all that caffeine in her system, that would be expected!), super-verbose (Blah, blah, BLAH, blah, blah!) and she carries with her The Percolator — a space-aged gun that shoots any beverage (or beverage additive) that a coffee house would have!

Coffeegirl is a superhero that of course stands for Awakening America to Truth, Social Justice, and the Ameridroid way!

So here are some of Coffeegirl‘s slogans and sayings I dreamed up her — would love to hear any y’all could add to her repertoire:

• I haven’t had my doubleshot hammerhead this morning — I guess it’s hammerhead time!

• Looks like you’re going to enjoy a blast of my whipped hazelnut creamer, mister!

• Take it for granted I’m a coffee achiever!

• I don’t need anything but decaf shots to take you down, villain!

And of course the classic…

• One lump or two, mister?

Seriously, the artistic rendering of Coffeegirl has been such an incredibly fun birthday present. (Her kicky beret is sooooo “me,” y’know?) I already have the artwork up on my About Autumn page, and I’m using Coffeegirl headshots on both twitter and Facebook.

Thank you so much, Jayna and Mila. What a super-fun 50th birthday gift!

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