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Pull out the tiny violin for the Republican Senator from Louisiana and DC Madam customer, who puts his wife before the cameras (and doesn’t take any questions) at the news conference. He firmly denies the Louisiana brothel tales (and ostensibly the diaper fetish rumors, though he didn’t bring that up — wonder why).
Since then, I’ve gotten up every morning, committed to trying to live up to the important values we believe in. If continuing to believe in and acknowledge those values causes some to attack me because of my past failings, well, so be it.Unfortunately, my admission has encouraged some long-time political enemies and those hoping to profit from the situation to spread falsehoods too, like those New Orleans stories in recent reporting. Those stories are not true.
Blah, blah, blah — important values like protecting the sanctity of marriage from ho-mo-sexuals…All I know is the woman’s body language speaks for itself:
WENDY VITTER: To those of you who know me, are you surprised that I have something to say? You know, in most any other marriage, this would have been a private issue between a husband and a wife — very private. Obviously, it is not here…Last week, some people very sympathetically said to me, “I wouldn’t want to be in your shoes right now.” I stand before you to tell you very proudly, I am proud to be Wendy Vitter.
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repeated post from other vitter threadMr and Mrs Vitter’s new conference
He was an absolute snarling asswipe,,,,you might want to shoot for HUMBLE and CONTRITE ya diaper wearing whore monger.
Mrs Vitter should have been asked if she plans to apologize to Hillary Clinton? Since Mrs Vitter didn’t F*CKIN hestitate to comment on how Hillary handled her husband’s affair.
Mr AND Mrs HYPOCRITE!
Lets go backVitter’s comments when the story broke:
He stated that he got forgiveness from god and his wife.
How does he know that god forgave him? Does he have a private channel with the big man in the sky? You can ask for forgiveness, but to make the statement that he was forgiven is assuming a lot. And if his wife forgave him, why is she acting so distant?
Methinks the man has an ego, and will do anything to protect his time in the office….just don’t look to be reelected stubby! (sorry, just had to refer to what his wife stated she would do if he ever cheated).
“…a private issue between a husband and a wife.”Unless that husband and wife are Bill and Hillary Clinton, right Wendy? Good grief, she’s as disgustingly hypocritical as her husband.
I am willing to bet… …Wendy didn’t know about her husbands affairs until we did. If it was a long time ago as they say, she would have been willing to share with the world how they weathered the storm, with thier good Christian Faith. But no, we heard they are working through it and it should be a personal matter. What a bunch of liars!
It could be worseShe’s probably consoling herself by thinking “Well, what happened to that New Jersey homo governor’s wife could have happened to me.”
At least the “homo governor” had the ballsto do his own apologizing. Not that he’s any saint, but, really, sending your wife to do press conferences for you?? Lame, Vitter.
Mrs. Vitter doesn’t have to worry about the press at her churchIf I find out their church, I’ll drive to Metarie and stand out front waving a damn diaper. It’s only an hour’s drive for me.
Does Vitter still have his balls? That wasn’t made clear in the press conference.
Speaking of dumb ass Louisiana politiciansGovernor Blanco signed a ban on late term abortions today, she got a nasty email from me. These southern Democrats are TRUELY disappointing. The Baptists and Catholics OWN this state.
Caption‘Tonight he’s losing it. I hope this lizard can’t grow it back either.’
Say bye-bye to little vitter buddy.
Also does she mean private like Bill Clinton? Yeah that was very private. I love how all these assholes want privacy for their problems but want to force their enemies into the public curcuit. If you can’t eat what you dish then shove it.
A caption…Mrs. Vitter thinks to herself: “That DC Madam didn’t employ male hookers did she? DID SHE? I mean – look at this clown! He’s the poster child for ‘Methinks thou dost protest too much’. Damn – I knew I should have gone after Newt instead.”
Caption, DAMN IT Hillary, Why did you stay with Bill!!! NOW to be Politically Correct, I have to stay with this Bastard!
CaptionWendy Vitter wonders aloud: “Did he let her toss his salad too? I thought that was my special treat! Mine alone!!”
Jesus may love you but I don’tIt brings to mind the following Iris Dement lyrics:
You say that you’re born again
cleansed of your former sins
You want me to say “I forgive and forget”
But you’ve done too much to me
Don’t you be touching me,
go back and touch all those women you’ve made
Chorus:
’cause God may forgive you, but I won’t
Yes, Jesus loves you, but I don’t
They don’t have to live with you and neither do I
You say that you’re born again, well so am I
God may forgive you, but I won’t
and I won’t even try
Well, the kids had to cry for you
I had to try to do
things that the Dad should do
since you’ve been gone
Well, you really let us down
You may be Heaven ‘bound
but you’ve left one hell of a mess here at home
(chorus)
and I won’t even try
Umm…What’s with the animal print dress?Is there like a hidden message in the animal print dress she’s wearing?
I would have imagined she’d be wearing something more like a “Concerned Women For America” style suit for a press conference like this. Covered right up to the neck. No v-neck hint of possible-cleavage or anything.
I don’t know. Maybe I’m making something of nothing. But an animal print dress was an interesting fashion choice for a press conference on a subject as tough as the infidelity of her spouse.
Poor WendyI am sympathetic. We know her true inclinings are to chop off his weiner, but given that she announced in public that she would do so, she would not stand a chance on a temporary insanity plea. And then there is that having a litter of children… much harder to ditch him.
Hillary didn’t leave, but at least she has a good shot at being President as a reward. What will Wendy get?
Plus, say what you will about Monica, but it is better than having your hubby rent a sex worker on you.
And, alas, why aren’t these law-and-order types outraged that, aside from his sin, he also engaged in crime. I am all for legalized prostitution, but it isn’t legal now and anyone else would lose their job, pay a fine, and have a conviction.
Which reminds me: He is a lawyer. I wonder how long it will take for a bar complaint. Certainly committing a crime brings disrepute to the legal profession. Good enough for at least a suspension.
She looks like Pat Nixon, watching Dick spin his lies“I stand before you to tell you very proudly, I am proud to be Wendy Vitter.”
A friend once worked with a Marine colonel who also happened to be a serial philanderer. His wife knew all about the (many) affairs. They always pissed her off, but she stayed. Why? According to my friend, as long as she stayed married to him, she was “Mrs. Colonel ______ ______.”
It wasn’t any longer about love or even financial survival. It was about the status of being known as the wife of a “somebody,” even a cuckolded wife. Somehow I suspect that’s what Wendy’s all about here. She’s telling God’s honest truth – she’s proud to be Mrs. Senator David Vitter. As we know, pride goeth before a fall.
I thought of gone with the windWhen Rhett sends Scarlett to Ashley’s Birthday Party and insists she where a whorish red dress, I thought Wendy should have sent David out wearing a diaper, and a big fuzzy PIMP hat.
above where should have been wear
Her body languageshows how she really feels.
here’s a pic I did of diaper david http://img.villageph…
That is wrong on so many levels.Its hard to know what to say. You are a wicked man with an evil genius talent. LMAO. Have you ever thought of getting a job as a Fox News graphics designer?
YesI’m in NOLA too and I wish we could just separate ourselves from the rest of this moronic state, which is a haven for Christian twits, Vitter voters, Duke supporters, and general cracker tardsicles. I’d settle for giving away everything north of the Lake to divvy up between Arkansas and Mississippi, though.
I feel sorry for herShe does not want to be there, she’s humiliated and depressed, but he and his advisers have prevailed on her to be at his side. She’s defeated, yet flying a defiant flag: the leopard print dress which tries to assert that she’s wild. Her slumped shoulders tell the truth, however.
Given he’s desperate to refurbish his image, the fact that he/his team couldn’t get her into something more appropriate augurs ill for this marriage. She is there under protest.
I’ll up that bet…Not only do I think she found out about the same time we did, I’m also suspecting that she is waiting for another bombshell to come out.
Wendy, you’re no Hillary ClintonToo bad she won’t get a senate seat out of it.
DetailsMaybe we should send Vitter a certain male masseur to find out for certain.
Privacy and tag.Prostitution is not an issue of personal privacy. According to the law it is a crime. Johns are just as guilty as prostitutes. Clinton had a consensual affair, Vitter paid a prostitute, which is a crime.
Is “I’m not sh*tting you” a good tag for a story including diapers?
The Freepers beat the drum about the legimitization of……arrangements other than one man/one woman. Then they go and vote for a man in diapers (Vitter), one man/30 women (Vitter), one man/one mangina (Haggard), one man/one wife/one secretary (Almond), one man/three wives (Rudy), one man/many children (Love), etc., etc., etc.
This is an easy oneThese “values” hypocrits love to advertise their religious affiliation on their official websites.
David and Wendy are lectors at the St. Francis Xavier Church.
Let us know how the diaper thing goes.
The important thing, HollyIs that they feel ashamed about it. We don’t have to all be monogamous heterosexual Christians, as long as we at least pretend that we are, and expect other people to be. In fact, the more you slip up, the more you should give back by heaping extra shame on others who are less than perfect.
As long as you feel ashamed for wanting it, ashamed after giving in, and most of all, ashamed when you get caught, you are doing all that any good Christian can do.
The only thing these poor, lonely, sexually underdeveloped conservatives have to be ashamed of is shame itself. Or, at least, the ways that they seem to have of dealing with their shame.
SadNote how they focus on “past failing” and how he and “Wendy dealt with this several years ago” in an attempt to diffuse the situation by pointing out it happened in the past. And then shifting the focus off himself with “Unfortunately, my admission has encouraged some long-time political enemies and those hoping to profit from the situation”.
Kid, do you remember when Jimmy Swaggart was caught catting with prostitutes?No one did shame like that man? Tears streaming. Snot flowing. Lips quivering.
Of course, I assume, after all that stress, that he treated himself to another prostitute.
But you’re right, Kid, about shame being their ticket out of Hell. As long as they’re sorry, they’re excused.
Vicous Vitter (in all senses of the word)I had never heard of Vitter before this scandal, but now read that he’s a nasty piece of work:
http://dir.salon.com…
Turns out, this isn’t the first hooker scandal he’s dealt with.
Haha, thanksGreat mental image before lunch
Party of personal responsibility my ass.
Kid, do you ever read Anne Tyler’s novels?One of my faves is St. Elsewhere, which is the story of a pastor who believes that one must atone for their sins. For example, W might have to spend his remaining days flipping vets without legs to prevent their bedsores. And Vitter might have to spend his remaining days volunteering at an LGBT center, where it would be understood by all that he gained power in part on a one woman/one man platform, while living a life of one woman/one more woman/one more woman/one more woman/one more woman//one more woman/one more woman/one more woman/one more woman/one man platform, while living a life of one woman/one more woman/one more woman/one more woman/one more woman/one more woman/one more woman/one more woman//one more woman/one more woman/one more woman/one more woman/one man platform, while living a life of one woman/one more woman/one more woman/one more woman/one more woman/one more woman/one more woman/one more woman//one more woman/one more woman/one more woman/one more woman/one man platform, while living a life of one woman/one more woman/one more woman/one more woman/one more woman/one more woman/one more woman/one more woman//one more woman/one more woman/one more woman/one more woman/one man platform, while living a life of one woman/one more woman/one more woman/one more woman/one more woman/one more woman/one more woman/one more woman//one more woman/one more woman/one more woman/one more woman/one man platform, while living a life of one woman/one more woman/one more woman/one more woman/one more woman/one more woman/one more woman/one more woman//one more woman/one more woman/one more woman/one more woman/one man platform, while living a life of one woman/one more woman/one more woman/one more woman/one more woman/one more woman/one more woman/one more woman//one more woman/one more woman/one more woman/one more woman/one man platform, while living a life of one woman/one more woman/one more woman/one more woman/one more woman/one more woman/one more woman/one more woman//one more woman/one more woman/one more woman/one more woman/one man platform, while living a life of one woman/one more woman/one more woman/one more woman/one more woman/one man.
I don’t work for the DARK SIDEBut a visual is so EFFICIENT at ripping these shmucks a NEW ONE, and to give his supporters a MAJOR “ICK” factor.
It’d be a darn shame if leaflets of my picture peppered the entire Metarie area….and they’d be VERY inexpensive to print….hmmmm??? It’d be even funnier printed on t-shirts and given out free to the “working girls” of Airline Avenue,,,Swaggart’s old stomping grounds.
The Christian Reich down in LA are telling him to retireI heard one of these Repig holier-than-thous say Vitter should retire cuz there IS MORE yet to come out…Diaper David is the gift that keeps on giving.
Come on David show us ALL your KINKS!
drag all your family through the SEWER, ya big manly man in diapers.
Wendy strikes me as a woman ON THE EDGEI’d wager very little humiliation and being laughed at, in her church, at he malls, and at the country clubs would send her into a full blown POSTAL reaction. Anything I can do to speed her melt down is my prefered course.
Caption"Like they always say, 'if you can't beat 'em, join 'em!'"–Wendy Vitter, responding to a question about her new dress.Now, really, who wears something like that to a press conference.
Good find Lev!I didn’t know anything about him before this either. Personally, I don’t care about the diaper angle. To each their own, as long as it’s all consentual, although it would have been better for him to have married a woman who was into it too or would indulge him in it from time to time. What I find ookie about the guy is the stuff from that article. A person who was working with the Dumb Kluxers, attacking women in a fit of rage, and has always been a liar to a level that Bush & Co. could only hope to aspire to is truly disgusting.
to Wendy with love….mean it http://img.villageph…
No, HollyAs long as they “perform” sorry, they’re okay. They have to act it out, put on a show.
Which Vitter is frankly not doing. He doesn’t seem remotely remorseful or sin-ridden, just pissed off and crabby. His wife is the one who’s suffering.
And my caption for the photo would have a talk buble from the wife reading, “Why didn’t I marry somebody else, anybody else but this lying shmuck?”
Thanks, MenaHe’s a double-dyed creep politically, so IO guess it’s not surprising he’s a hypocrite. Let’s face it, married people have affairs, some people visit prostitutes or escorts for all kinds of reasons. But setting yourself up as a moral arbiter while you live a double life, why, that’s downright Republican!
Jumpin’ Jack FlashThat reminds me of Whoopie Goldberg grabbing the security guard, Earl, in Elizabeth Arden and saying,
“This is the face of a woman on the edge.”
and he says
“I know. My wife has that face.”
Thought bubble for Wendy:I am NOT sleeping next to that bastard. He can haul his sleazy ass to the scissors. Scissors? No, sofa. The scissors are in the drawer in the kitchen where the knives are. Not that THAT matters. Or maybe the chef’s knife. Or a cleaver. I wonder if we own a little hatchet. I would have to put down sheets or newspapers for the blood… oh Wendy, that’s crazy talk! No, but don’t worry, it’s ok, it’s ok, it’s ok, it’s ok, men don’t bleed when they’re sleeping. Keep smiling stupid! You don’t want them to ask you any more scissors today! Heh… chop! chop! chop!
Karma for Vitter http://img.villageph…
New MacbethSomeone should do a political drama following the plot of Macbeth, only the killings would be a series of carefully orchestrated public scandals that are used by a power-hungry hypocrite to seize power.
Wouldn’t a Wendy Vitter make a fabulous Lady Macbeth?
Speaking of karma,you may appreciate the first segment of this.
http://youtube.com/w…
“Out, damn’d spot! Out, I say!”Mrs Vitter, overheard while scrubbing out her husband’s diapers.
ugh!!!!! that youtube clip should have a warning for diabetics
I love howIt’s David’s turn to change the baby’s diaper.
Found Diaper David’s church….buh hahahahaha!David and his wife Wendy live in Metairie with their four children, ages 13 and under, and are lectors at St. Francis Xavier Church. http://www.slu.edu/d…
Weekday Masses
(Chapel of Our Lady)
Monday through Friday
7:15 AM, 12:00 Noon, and 5:15 PM
Saturday
7:15 AM and 12:00 Noon
Weekend Masses
(in the Upper Church)
Saturday
5:15 PM
Sunday
8:30 AM
10:30 AM ( with the College Church Choir )
4:30 PM
10:00 PM ( when St. Louis University is in session )
Because of the Cheerios?;^)
Notice at the end, the knife block only has the sharpener in it.
Vitter’s ChurchSt. Francis on Metairie Road or St. Catherine of Sienna on Bonnabel Blvd.
Here’s a local Louisiana blog with PLENTY of Vitter infoLike where he lives, his favorite coffee shop, church etc. http://www.bayoubuzz…
Here’s the louisiana erotic massuesse statement, she’s also named WENDY…calling dr. Freud…..STAT! ”She said she gave exotic massages,” Cortez, 40, said. ”That’s when the trouble (between us) started.”
Towards the end of a waning relationship in the summer of 1998, Wendy told him she was an ”exotic masseause,” Cortez said.
”She told me she had clients lined up; high-dollar people, lawyers, politicians, golfers,” he said.
While unpacking boxes following the couple’s move to Alabama in 1998, Tait Cortez said he found photos of a smiling Wendy at a formal affair, wearing an evening gown, alongside a man he described as a ”city slicker” wearing a suit. In another photo, that same dark-haired man appeared with Wendy at a waterfront party, he said. The man was wearing shorts and a t-shirt next to Wendy in a bikini, Cortez said. ”She had his hand on his crotch,” Cortez said. ”They were smiling.”
Cortez said the photo stung him. It was ”more sexual” than any others, and he felt that Wendy and the man exhibited more than a business relationship, he said.
”She said it was a client of hers,” Cortez said. ”She said it was David Vitter, a politician.” http://blog.nola.com…
God I hope Larry Flynt has bought these pictures.
Shreveport home of Tony Perkins and family research racistsVITTER PRESSED TO QUIT; FLYNT TARGETS 20; McCAIN STAFF ABANDONS SHIP; KY GOV POLL.
LOUISIANA: The Shreveport Times reported Wednesday that some “top” Louisiana Republican Party leaders are trying to cut a deal with Governor Kathleen Blanco (D) that would pressure US Senator David Vitter (R) into quickly resigning his seat over his oblique admission Monday that he repeatedly patronized prostitutes in past years. These GOP leaders — several of whom seem to have ties to Congressman Bobby Jindal’s (R) gubernatorial campaign — “are packaging a deal with … Blanco to appoint a Republican to take [Vitter's] place.” According to the newspaper, the GOP leaders are seeking to have Blanco appoint 79-year-old former Congressman and former Governor Dave Treen (R) to Vitter’s Senate seat. http://www.politics1…
MetairieDavid and his wife live in Metarier, La so it would be St. Francis on Metairie Road my guess.
Ooops on the spellingThey live in Metairie, LA.
YikesI mean vicious.
Though I suppose it could be viscous, too.
Interesting photoWho says that the folks over at Yahoo News don’t have a sense of humor?
If Wendy leaves David….She'll make a great Waitress at IHOP.
I think you mean Saint Maybe. St. Elsewhere was a TV show
Banning late term abortions?How heartless.
I dunno. I just remember the Clintons did the very same thing.Bill used the bible thing as much as anybody.